Dan
video game town crier, probably retired TV writer, former national news producer. My iMDB is a train wreck. 🇱🇧/🇺🇸
- the show is called Andor because no matter how many smart people you have making plans and pointing fingers and talking in circles, nothing actually gets done until someone with a pair of balls gets off their ass and actually does something
- *metaphorical, non-gender-specific balls, naturally
- Dark Woke strikes again…
- ohhh because like “rump” ha nice, got his ass
- Daryl you’re not even Yacht, you don’t have the jazz chops
- I shoulda never smoke that shit, now I’m trapped in a Blue Prince room at the dry cleaner
- yes this floating planter thing seems like a cool gift, but the best part is that the magnetic sweet spot is so tenuous that just breathing on it causes it to snap violently down onto the plate and splatter dirt in all directions. 10/10 gift
- standing in the kitchen crushing 3 bags of my kid’s fruit snacks like an alcoholic with a bottle of vodka hidden under the sink
- I knew The Greatest Showman would be a cringey musical but I did not expect all the songs to be… like that
- stephen miller is what you get if you put a baby in the sewer and let it be raised by the mole people
- Nah he’s at least 2nd generation human/mole people interbreeding
