Trevor Foster
Technology enthusiast, random project nerd and generally nice person that is looking forward to joining the 🇨🇦 Dark Side
- They literally lost their shit and threw it around like pissed-off monkeys in a cage because Hunter Biden sold a painting.
- And since he’s getting so much backlash about the shiny bribery jet… he booted all the White House press pool wire service reporters from travelling with him on his middle-east corruption bribery tour: bsky.app/profile/dart...
- It would appear that the Mad President Bronzolini doesn’t want those pesky reporters knowing what corrupt bullshit he is doing in the Middle East so he booted all the Wire Services from travelling with him. This trip will involve corrupt BS for sure. (I copied the statement into the Alt Text)
- Holy shiitake! Trump fired Shira Perlmutter, the Director of the US Copyrights Office apparently because she refused to let Elon Musk raid the place to steal author’s intellectual property rights democrats-cha.house.gov/media/press-...
- His whole operation has been one giant data theft of government information that he would never ever have been given access to otherwise.
- Reporter: Are you open to pulling back your 145% tariffs in order to get China to the negotiating table? Trump: “No.”
- China is going to continue to ignore their calls & let the US economy implode.
- Next: Trump says he won’t stand by NATO’s Article 5 for any country that has DEI programs.
- Sweden to the US:
- ‘I don’t know’ is rapidly becoming the go-to response for dementia Don.
- It’s the only honest thing he ever says.
- [Not loaded yet]
- The “I don’t know” Presidency. Those three words are the only true words he ever speaks.
- This is so astonishingly stupid. Look at the reports of the US container shipping collapse currently happening. This is going to be a major FAFO summer for the US solely because of the President & his cabinet of morons. (and the cowards in Congress who are letting him do this tariff BS)
- Almost feels real. @borowitzreport.bsky.social
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View full threadI think one of them is a Fox News host.
- He turned in many of his Oompa Loompa gang members & was put into witness protection for a short time. After the gang was finally dismantled & deported, he got some minor plastic surgery to tone down his natural orange hue & became successful TV host.
- That will be hard to do since they have already deported the Oompa Loompa gang members to a foreign prison.