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  The Borowitz Report borowitzreport.bsky.social · 10h
  To process the avalanche of bribes offered to him, the President has established a new Cabinet-level department, Group Receiving Inducements For Trump (GRIFT).
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  The Borowitz Report borowitzreport.bsky.social · May 12
  Thank God!
  
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  The Borowitz Report borowitzreport.bsky.social · May 8
  Hegseth Urged to Change Pentagon Password from JohnnieWalker750ml
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  The Borowitz Report borowitzreport.bsky.social · May 7
  “I saw a show about it on TV, and it never should have been allowed to close down,” he said.
  

  Trump Calls For Reopening of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory

  “I saw a show about it on TV, and it never should have been allowed to close down,” he said.

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  The Borowitz Report borowitzreport.bsky.social · May 7
  Today Trump said that India and Pakistan have been fighting "for centuries." Pakistan was formed in 1947. He really better do his homework if he expects to be Pope.
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  The Borowitz Report borowitzreport.bsky.social · May 6
  Ann Telnaes Kicks Toadying Oligarch's Ass Yet Again
  

  Former WaPo Cartoonist Completes Ownership of Jeff Bezos

  Ann Telnaes Kicks Toadying Oligarch's Ass Yet Again

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