Trump Calls For Reopening of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
“I saw a show about it on TV, and it never should have been allowed to close down,” he said.
That will be hard to do since they have already deported the Oompa Loompa gang members to a foreign prison.
No kid needs 35 Everlasting Gobstoppers, they'll be fine with two, three Everlasting Gobstoppers
I heard he called for Arkham to be reopened.
Do not tell me Trump is delusional.
Oh...
The next day's headline:
"Ice stations agents outside Wonka grounds. OOmpa Loompas sent to CECOT."
but as a prison
More crazy distracting nonsense from the Trumpster.
China wants the US to be the 24th province of the Peoples Republic of China. How do those words sound to hear Trump? King Charles will have the last word for you.
Nothing surprises me. He's in full blown dementia.
Don’t forget about Wallyworld!
His lines between realism and delusion thinning as I type.
MAGA - Make Asbestos Great Again.
Back to the 50's
I'm still hoping for Trump to reopen the VHS factory. It would be my dream for myself and generations of my family to work ourselves to death in that factory. The Golden Age!!!!
Reopen Westworld (1973). Oh wait, it's already open, up and running. We simply need to repackage American tourism. "Come visit us in - Westworld." (Reminds me of true story some years back, trip to Portland, OR, ran into some Australian dudes who came here so that they could shoot guns.)
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😂😂.. this isn’t real correct? Onion will be mad they didn’t do article first lol
He loves keeping the children of our country poor and hungry, and dreaming of receiving a golden ticket.
Willy Wonka is a story about class disparity and visions of grandeur
I'm sure it would be much cheaper to run than Alcatraz for prisoners.
Lol
