"Expert Analysis"
my brother, as a fellow straight man who loves women, I assure you this is simply a skill issue
May 14, 2025 15:32Dude wrote a love letter to a penis, written as a hate letter to a vagina.
And, failed to appreciate the actual evolutionary "symmetry" that is the fact that the penis and vagina are basically (very grossly simplified) the concave and convex sides of the same coin.
Bear is the expert, I am just saying
Counterpoint to that nonsense dude posted: penises are fucking weird, bro.
That's the longest, most thorough self-own ever posted.