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Banner: "All I am surrounded by is fear. And dead [ACCOUNTS]."
-Darth Vader
- It's hilarious seeing the manufacturing consent machine get fiddled with in real time but I can also feel the frustration of the coming years where even "leftists" act like you're a paranoid moron for remembering something that obvious and carrying yourself accordingly
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- It's like someone gave the good kind a Superman fan an 8-ball and ran down a checklist. Krypto. CHECK Fortress of Solitude. YE Superman Robots. YES Guy Gardner. OF COURSE Mr. Terrific. YOU BET Hawkgirl. MAKE IT HAPPEN Kaiju. WE'RE DOING IT Bibbo Bibbowski. SEQUEL Super-Autism. THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE
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- Today, the 61 people facing trumped up RICO charges for opposing the construction of Cop City, a police militarization facility in Atlanta, assembled for a court date. All around the country, people dropped banners expressing solidarity with them. The fight is far from over. weelauneethefree.org
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- If I could wish for one thing it would be for people who hate superheroes – for any or all of the valid, well-researched, eloquently-argued reasons there are to hate superheroes — could see Superman the way I (and apparently James Gunn) sees him. YouknowlikeattheendofAll-StarSupermanwhenLexstartsto
- Do you hear the drums? DO YOU HEAR THE *DRUMS??*
- Listen. LISTEN. What I need from this production, the ONLY thing I need from this production, is Nic Cage saying "now see here's a guy who when he runs he goes faster" in order to create a perfect implosion of YTMND.
- variety.com/2025/music/n... JFC. They grabbed the drummer of this band who's a legal resident with a green card off of the plane that the band was taking to Europe for their tour. They don't know where he is and they had to cancel the tour. They're just grabbing people off of planes.
- BALATRO DESIGNERS: The game is mostly based on combining luck of the draw with skill, just like actual poker! ME, A 30-YEAR VETERAN OF FIGHTING GAMES, WHO KNOWS WHEN A BOSS IS READING YOUR GOD DAMNED INPUTS: No it isn't. That's not true.
- So I finally cleared a first-ante boss blind after picking double polychrome tags. I even did it with a straight flush, too. It was magical! You wanna know what came up polychrome in the shop? Go ahead. Guess. Nope, guess again. Heh, guess o~one mo-- FUCKING ICE CREAM AND MADNESS.
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- this is a venn diagram about Basil The Cat
- Your boy's out here hitting the "Lenny Bruce Reading Court Transcripts" phase of Being Creative.
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- THIS IS A THESAURUS. IT ALREADY EXISTED
- I love how all criticism of The Smiths is rendered perfectly correct by the fact that Morrissey is, oh hang on, *flips thru a British English dictionary* wanna make sure I pronounce this right, *keeps flipping* big dictionary, *keeps flipping* got the cockney edition, *stops* A Fucking Cunt.
- Bear in mind the AI voices will have been ripped off from people like me who, until now, have voiced stories. Our jobs will be diminished or gone, replaced by voices stolen from us without any recompense.
- Audible announces “fully integrated, end-to-end AI production technology” as it sets a goal that every book will be available audibly and in every language bit.ly/4koIiTD a human comments “In the search for a cheap simulacra to a human, we are prepared to burn down the planet and call it progress”
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- Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.
- this is a wildly nasty place, pretending that it's not. like minnesota. or canada
- i don't even understand half of what people are able get mad about on here. incredible admixture of passive aggression with the most inscrutably intricate forms of haughty liberalism forged in the crucible of the daily kos message boards
- me: it's fun to go shopping at the bakery random quote tweet: bro really just did a yimby as a nimby 😂🤣
- Absolutely cooked.
- F*CK YOU, BALTIMORE!
- The main problem with this game is you swiftly hit a point where it's like "okay, now I know you're fucking with me." Like, really? Five discards deep on a 45-card deck and all five kings just magically stayed in there? Really? Really.
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- Burger King like "why won't people talk about how good our fries are now?" you know exactly why. You know EXACTLY why. You made that decision already. You spent that nickel.
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- Ok so CERN discovering one of the Prima Materia of alchemy and having it be more of an annoyance than a massive scientific discovery was not on the 2025 bingo card lmao
- RIP Issac Newton (aka the last alchemist), you would have loved watching the physicists get annoyed because they accidentally turned lead into gold theconversation.com/physicists-a...
- Perhaps we, as a society, should stop taking seriously the opinions of people who cannot withstand being flipped off by a stranger.
- Apparently Stancil has shooters and I was laid off so I’m starting a Patreon at least until I can find another job. Feel free to support if you can. Or don’t. We’ll still be here. www.patreon.com/TheLouvreofB...
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- the thing thing about the admonition to “not take the bait” is that while it makes sense in the context of an election — where you are trying to communicate a narrow set of ideas broadly — it does not make sense in the context of “how do we make this president as unpopular as possible”
- Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy. "We are the spear. And we will cut through this morass of enemies the path upon which you will carry Hope."
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- Really want to lift up the reopening of jails and how these things were predicted by abolitionists and that foresight was used to declare that abolitionists could just never be satisfied and ignored.
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- Impossible to understate how much Trump II is an elite rebellion against the structures that gave them everything for basically no reason beyond entitlement and boredom, imho.
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- Cartoon Network and Adult Swim are struggling to survive Warner Bros. Discovery boss David Zaslav and the era of streaming. Great reporting from @felixgillette.bsky.social 🎁
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