- BALATRO DESIGNERS: The game is mostly based on combining luck of the draw with skill, just like actual poker! ME, A 30-YEAR VETERAN OF FIGHTING GAMES, WHO KNOWS WHEN A BOSS IS READING YOUR GOD DAMNED INPUTS: No it isn't. That's not true.
- The main problem with this game is you swiftly hit a point where it's like "okay, now I know you're fucking with me." Like, really? Five discards deep on a 45-card deck and all five kings just magically stayed in there? Really? Really.