Simon
Ipswich Town Fan. Living in California. AvGeek of limited expertise. Real Men Vote for Women’s Rights.
- I'm sure that plane isn't bugged or anything.
- It’s all good. Poots will offer to have his FSB sweep it for bugs as a gift.
- I stumbled, almost literally, across this good-looking noodle while out for a short hike in Shell Ridge, Walnut Creek—a good-sized Pacific Gopher Snake.
- German word for that feeling when you wish you were good at Photoshop because you thought of the perfect image edit
- FotoFartz
- Two #ElephantSeals working their way to the water in the distance at Drake’s Beach in Point Reyes National Seashore.
- Marco Rubio will also serve as interim food taster.
- I imagine he will also suck at this. Like, all that boot licking has to have an impact on your taste buds?!
- Raskin: Our chairman… How does one go from a libertarian railing about the deep state and the fbi and the doj coming down on the rights of the people to becoming a supine submissive authoritarian who votes against providing basic due process rights for the people against the government?
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- It’s Jim Jordan
- The Minecraft Creeper is so shocked by Lutnick’s bullshit that it turned white.
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- I imagine they’re a little ‘demfounded’
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- This gif makes it look like that chap is doing a rad bum wiggle to the song.
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- Too much garlic, innit.
- 👀 Candace Owens: “I never thought I’d see a day where I would be rooting for a university over Trump… but if you think this attack on free speech is gonna stop with college campuses you’re out of your mind. So you better buck up and root for Harvard.”
- Whoa…took her 9yrs (give or take) to figure that out?!
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- That asshole RFK has talked about camps for people with autism before hasn’t he?!
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- “No fun in the frunk - The diary of a lonely Tesla driver”
- Sick, sick ghouls occupy The White House. Disgraceful.
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- I swear I did not see this before I wrote my churro themed rocket reply…great minds an all that.
- I’m just days away from launching my own space company*, my rockets, instead of looking like a giant phallus, will look like a churro. Complimentary churros on take-off. *I am not.
- Krissy and Athena are visiting family for a few days and I'm on my own and they are worried I won't know how to feed myself but that's nonsense, look here, I have everything I need to responsibly sustain my vital life functions while they are away
- Those jelly beans look fabulous.
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- Now that I think about it, there’s probably a tariff on the 3D chess pieces.
- Oh yay, more 3D chess.
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- Trump has this guy, Tommy Freeman, who’s also 6’3” beat by 3 lbs. Dear Leader is such an athlete.
- I just watched the Minecraft Movie and it is extremely good and the theater was the exact right amount of rowdy and kids were doing callbacks to the screen and singing along with Jack Black. The whole theater yelling “CHICKEN JOCKEY” alone was worth the price of admission.
- Jealous. Wish we’d had that. Instead, we got insanely raucous teens, no shortage of which engaged in absolutely disgraceful misogyny at one of the female characters, constantly yelling “shut the fuck up bitch” when she spoke. Was there with my 10yr old daughter who is obsessed with Minecraft.
- Friday tradition: ending the week with some shared joy. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Caught up with a friend or caught up on your sleep, either works. Just something good.
- Seeing a friend tomorrow I’ve not seen in a while.
- 🧵 There are a lot of misleading claims out there about the SAVE Act. Let me set the record straight: I voted for the SAVE Act for the simple reason that American elections are for Americans. Requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote is common sense.
- Perhaps you might like to offer up some evidence of where non-citizens have been caught voting? But you can’t, because as is common with congress, you’re legislating a problem that doesn’t exist.
- Phil is right, absolutely not about fight. Completely to do with the cavernous gulf between the PL and The Championshipip. Town is better for the adventure, as hard as its been.
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- Took my kiddo with me to the #handsoff protest in Walnut Creek. Considerably bigger crowd than last week’s regular protest.
- If you want my humble advice on going to see the #MinecraftMovie, it would be to pick a showing that the audience isn’t 98% teenage boys. Coz JFC.
- Did the same surgeon that botched Elon’s dick surgery also work on his fingers?
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- A familiar ‘outlook you might say, or a beautiful vista.
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- Beautiful!
- Didn’t the dumb orange fuck say something about the president being impeached for big stock market declines?
- JFC, number I’ve lost count.
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- Ha, came here to say this. Wise for sure!
- Republicans are lazy.
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- That 3rd one would rule out so many MAGAts.
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- Just so glad I finally caught you to say hi. A struggle ahead for sure, but today gave me some hope, was a great turnout.
- Absolute pleasure seeing you there today, great to finally meet you out in the wild.
- 100% this.
- G’morning Heron, some early morning fishing by said Heron in the nature lake at Heather Farm, Walnut Creek.
- This is quite excellent.
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- This is mostly nonsense.
- Led by morons.
- "IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA" "in about eight weeks DOGE managed to lose the U.S. government — more or less light on fire — more than half of what goes to all non-defense discretionary spending..." talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...
- Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in Berkeley for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. Fuze claimed they were paid protesters and he went there to show his support for Musk and DOGE.
- That lady wasn’t messing, good for her!
- JFC
- To my enormous credit, I’m just going to add that I’ve despised Tesla (& Elon) for years. Please clap.
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- The “I love to socialize” part is excellent, given what they're responding to. Magnificent.
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- Did anyone get a shot of all the paragliders flying over the #WalnutCreek area today? It looked cool, but I was driving on 680 when I saw them, so no pic.
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- Ha, I got croc slippers on right now. That guy can get lost.