Shenanigans
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- Trump issued a new executive order saying it's illegal to forget my birthday in 11 days. They're really gonna throw the book at people on this one they said
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- He gets a pass because we're long distance. It's the kids we have to get on board ...
- Joe Rogan claiming Ye's "Heil Hitler" being banned is proof Jews control the world. Utterly infuriating. Even more infuriating that he says stuff like this all that time and it's not taken seriously because of the volume of dumb stuff he says.
- He is so breathtakingly stupid
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- Honestly just want someone else to do the dishes for once 😭
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- I'm sorry but it just has to be this way
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- Comfymaxxing
- countdown to when he can’t wear pants due to skin infection, gets intestinal obstructions due to shrimps, et al
- I wish him nothing but the worst
- One thing I'm thinking about a lot today is how many people aren't gonna realize they're on Medicaid until they realize they're about to lose their Medicaid
- Or they're in a rural area and suddenly the only hospital closes because it lost funding
- Finally have a chance to sit down and catch up on tiktok
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- I'm not gonna bullshit you it's pretty bad out there
- Hasan Piker was detained by ICE and chose to talk to cops instead of shutting the fuck up. Do not be like Hasan Piker. Be way smarter. Never. Talk. To. Cops.
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- Right
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- Ok but CBP and ICE aren't the same thing
- it’s incredibly difficult to understand why no studio boss has never, not even once, decided that a romcom might be improved by an Act II introduction of The Predator
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- When god sings with his creations Will a predator not be part of the choir?
- less urgent but still telling: one of the nurses at a clinic I use told me the reason they stopped doing telehealth visits is because Medicaid stopped reimbursing those, and insurance companies follow Medicaid's lead on everything.
- Yeah we stopped being able to offer them for the same reason. It sucks because we're very rural and these are the folks who really need that kind of access
- Soft launching burrowcore, the aesthetic that's all about digging a dark hole in the earth and just going in there
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- The masses yearn to burrow
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- That place is so cursed
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- Oh I dig this
- Happy Mother's Day from my favorite picture of me with my mom and my favorite picture of her by herself
- I love when my teenagers are like "mom, you know you're ADDICTED to coffee, right? Like, you're aware of that?" because I drink a single cup every day. Little puritans these youths
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- Thank you! I'll be sure to tell him ❤️
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- It's even a CHEMICAL
- i just made a broccoli salad so good the ghost of my Aunt Judy appeared and presented me with the treasured family Tupperware bowl
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- The masses have spoken 👀
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- Yeah that part was facetious
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- Good point!! He just got a medal for his addiction so arguably he is more addicted than I am since I've never medaled in coffee
- I am not a safe space for people who pronounce it "accrost" instead of across
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- Ok but they deserve it whether they can hear you or not so I think you should continue
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- They would die lmaoo
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- 😂😂
- By this logic I am also addicted to showering and brushing my teeth so many we could learn a thing or two from mom's example idk
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- See I want to know how they would react to me drinking 5 cups a day. They'd probably invite everyone over for an intervention
- why is everyone skeptical
- We're not here for good posts Jerry
- One benefit of having been in an abusive marriage for almost two decades is that I can offer some perspective to younger women in similar circumstances, which is also super fucked up because how do so many of us have the exact same experience??
- Could do without having bad memories triggered but that's showbiz kid
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- Exactly
- Mother’s Day flower prices are up. Used car prices are increasing. Egg prices continue to rise. This is Trump’s economy.
- Y'all are so damn useless
- Lost my AirPods again
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- It's hard to say honestly. I usually only talk about it if someone else brings it up, and if they do it's usually bc they're kind of at the end of their rope. I mostly try to validate them and ask questions to help them work through things.
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- It's really that easy
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- You don't have to reinvent the wheel. A poem is still worth writing even though other people have already written poems.
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- Yes good lord WHY
- New pope, who dis
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- This is impressive
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- 🤢
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- THIS ONE omg
- Your Pope name is your mom's dad's name, your dad's dad's name, and the number of coffees you drink in a week. If you don't drink coffee, WTF is wrong with you? Pope Lewie Jean XXI
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- Also one coffee a day = week
- Ok but one coffee a day also = fewer autoimmune flares 😎
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- Banger pope posting
- Pope Ben Jack VII. Not very strong actually I'd like to submit someone else's grandfathers' names
- Sorry. Sorry!
- it’s true, i looked
- They keep taking our rights away
