Mo
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she/her 💖💜💙 31, Married 🥰
Hobbyist, Star Wars nerd, bug enthusiast, book lover, gamer, baker, & metalhead. Cabinetry worker.
(cover is a Reaper Leviathan from Subnautica with a pink bow)
🚫 Gen AI - I won't follow accounts that post AI images
- I learned what "Mar-a-Lago face" was today and I feel like I took a secret third Matrix pill that showed me the truth but without the bastardized current definition of being "red-pilled"
- Like the glasses from "They Live" only instead of text it's a jumpscare of botched plastic surgery stapled over supremely hateful skeletons
- Gonna shave my entire head again
- The best part about telling friends all your unhinged stories over coffee or wine is that you can use the real names and locations and fringe facts without worrying about getting sued for libel.
- I realize this is what some might call gossip, but when the stories are insane enough it is another thing entirely
- Had someone come into the shop looking to "landlord special" a bathroom, and I got the biggest fuckin "yuck." Kept derailing me with personal questions instead of answering with what I needed, when I took down his name for his file, he asked my name and said, "Oh haha we are like M&M."
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View full threadAfter several more minutes of deadpanning at his flirt-smirking and personal questions, I finally got the fucking dimensions. Shop is locked for the rest of the day and I'm giving his file to someone else to quote tomorrow so I don't have to deal with him or his weird little fanny pack again
- This is not a "men bad" rant, it's a "landlords are creepy little fuckers who ask for the cheapest shit we have and brag about being landlords as an opener to flirt with the local cabinet wench who thinks you're stupid for not realizing that cabinets need to be screwed into the fucking wall" rant
- We are not "like" anything, no my necklace is not a locket, yes I work and live in the same city (lie), yes I do speak some Spanish, yes I know that "dos" means two, yes it's crazy you're not Mexican but know how to count to two in Spanish, a true bilingual king. Now give me the fucking dimensions.
- First album I ever bought for myself, and Noodle has been my style idol ever since
- One of the very best albums ever made www.stereogum.com/2307166/gori...
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- More of a personal thing, I got to sign up to volunteer for the book sale at my local library, and hopefully I can join the "Friends of the Library" group which includes a few of my super sweet neighbors. More community time!
- I know I'm hormonal rn but this morning I got emotional because I found gluten and dairy free kimchi, and then tonight I got a little misty because the pizza I made turned out super good. It took me 10 minutes to put together and this is now one of my favorite "easy" meals 😭❤️ #glutenfree #dairyfree
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- Those are cuuuuute 😍
- "JD Vance, Excommunicado. In effect in five, four, three, two... JD Vance, 14 million. Open contract is now in effect. All services are suspended."
- More Space Dive goodness! The attention to detail is incredible and feels so immersive every time! We also met some of the production crew and we plan to join their team for buildout next year 🤩 #starwars #spacedive
- Always here for this kind of content
- In other news I'm finally playing Subnautica Below Zero and I love it. Been almost killed so many times but it is worth it to scan all Leviathans and other plants and critters I find. Piper thinks I'm insane because it terrifies him (and me too), but I'm so stoked for Subnautica 2!!!
- Space Dive was such a blast on Friday! I wish we could've gotten tickets for Saturday to see the usual space creatures, but we still had a blast! May the (belated) 4th be with you! #starwars #spacedive #may4th #theelin #rystallsant
- I worked music festivals for 5 years and pseudo-spirituality in various offshoots reigned supreme. Everyone had their own "truths" they wanted to preach at others, from flat-earth theory to chemtrails to DMT trips being actual doors to intergalactic consciousness. This surprises me not one bit. 1/2
- Also not shocked that AI would receive this chaotic jumble of spiritual-religious themes humanity holds, learn the various language techniques used in spiritual-religious practices, and then garble them up into some extra predatory woo-woo nonsense that those prone to belief unquestioningly accept.
- Peep these beauties I found on my way home from work, sitting all majestically at the curb Garbage day is truly a wonderful day
- A 🌶spicy🌶 story in four parts (click the images for full texts)
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- I will tell them you said congrats! It has been a love-filled day
- In the most literal sense, I do love my immediate neighbors. We have a block group chat and the only flags flying within our front porch view are the Canadian flag & two Pride flags. Today my neighbors complimented my outfit as I left for work. This little neighborhood makes things seem less awful.
- Kay Vess 4ever
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- I searched "what is Celtic disease" and it gave me no AI summary, tried to correct my spelling to "celiac," and gave me no links to anything calling it "Celtic disease." Now I'm convinced it is covering its own tracks by referencing itself 😂
- "Celtic disease" made me cackle despite my pain at the moment. I do not trust these responses and I've been proven right so many times 😂
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- Absolutely!! Hope you have a blast! 🥰
- Omg yessss!!! My husband and I will be there on Friday the 2nd! I'll be going as Rystáll Sant and he will be dressed as a random rebel!
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- I'll be walking over to my local bookstore this Sunday!
- Finished this last night! I saw a lot of criticism about the utter lack of commas and quotation marks, but honestly the chaotic grammar made it better.
- Flipped a coin to determine whether I'd begin a new fiction or nonfiction book today. Fiction it is! Starting "The Book of Samson" by David Maine now. #booksky #fiction #historicalfiction 📚📖
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- My coworker gifted me one she never used, also no display and a single switch, but since going gluten free I eat a lot more rice and I've used it at least once per week if not more. So simple and effective and now my favorite kitchen gadget besides my stand mixer
- Anyone want to share this slice of 'za I found on the meter at work?
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- I've also had people get mad that I use plant milk in meat-based soups I make instead of making my food fully vegan, but since both lactose and gluten make me have seizures, and a lot of vegan food still has wheat in it, I'm going to go ahead and eat what I need to eat so that I don't starve, ty
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- Awww yeahhh
- I'm doing better now 😍🥰
- Made it to page 123 tonight. Hardcore Bible readers would be peeved with this book because it paints the tale of Samson in an unflattering light. There are no commas and no quote notations. Told from Samson's POV, it reads like the ravings of a madman, and given the events, I think is fitting.
- Flipped a coin to determine whether I'd begin a new fiction or nonfiction book today. Fiction it is! Starting "The Book of Samson" by David Maine now. #booksky #fiction #historicalfiction 📚📖
- Consistent with the biblical tale of Samson, full of vengeance in the name of the "LORD," sex with prostitutes, setting fire to 300 foxes, it's all in there. There's a lot of ironic humor throughout with his unreliable narration and self-righteousness juxtaposed with his murderous and cruel actions.
- Flipped a coin to determine whether I'd begin a new fiction or nonfiction book today. Fiction it is! Starting "The Book of Samson" by David Maine now. #booksky #fiction #historicalfiction 📚📖
- Finished Coldheart Canyon by Clive Barker last week but forgot to take a pic before I returned it to the library. It was good, creepy, and fucked up. Big TW for sexual themes and sexual violence, but I expected that from other works of his I've read. Photo from Wikipedia
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- 100%. Now he's past denying it and has moved on to "monetary damage control" now that the mask is off and his upcoming shows have either removed him from royalties or have been cancelled. As a former fan, I genuinely hope he fades into obscurity and that people don't continue to support his books.
- This took me back to a happier time, 10/10 going to play with this on my tablet when I'm home from work. The stamps are like old familiar friends and I'm very happy to see them again after so long
- My dad got a new-to-him tractor and let me take it for a spin, and my sister-in-law called me "Aunt Mow" 😂 I think that nickname is going to stick
- Made lots of cookies to bring to the family today, my favorite recipe with lots of lemon zest and fresh lemon juice 💛 #glutenfree #dairyfree #baking #cookies #lemon #dessert
- Neighbor walks by Thinks I'm thumbing my phone Surprise Secret kalimba tones #music
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- Way to go mom!!! People are way too bold with their judgments I swear
- Finally some news to make me smile
