✨ brit ✨
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
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- good morning bsky
- “i want to look that cow in the eyes — like really lock in & stare deep into each others souls as we both try to decide whether the nectar of her teat will kill me or not” — surgeon general’s suggestion
- “When it comes to .. raw milk, I want to be free to form a relationship with a local farmer, look him in the eyes, pet his cow, and then decide if I feel safe to drink the milk from his farm.” — Casey Means, Trump’s latest surgeon-general nominee. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
- okay you know what costar? shut up.
- rawdogging their way to the next pope
- “your honor, it wasn’t me that generated that death threat before digitally removing that person’s clothes — that was grok” “objection your honor — i didn’t dox those federal agents; grok just did that” “objection — @grok is this real?”
- Reposted by ✨ brit ✨in the catholic church, sexually based offenses are considered de rigueur. in vatican city, the dedicated clergy that cover up these heinous acts are members of an elite squad known as the [redacted]. these are their stories. [DUN DUN]
- Reposted by ✨ brit ✨hey so quick question — what the fuck? www.404media.co/elon-musks-g...
- this is the true story of 133 cardinals — picked to live in a conclave work & vote together, and have their lives paped find out what happens when catholics stop being polite & start getting real [THE REAL WORLD]: vatican city
- time for the cardinals to walk tuah the vatican as they pokemon go to those papal conclave polls in time for brat summer
- closing one of these activity rings early with a good old morning anxiety attack 💪
