Matt Van Horn
Ralph Gracie black belt, programmer, card player, shooter, home brewer, amateur pizzaiolo, bedroom DJ, and electric unicyclist.
He/him.
ADHD
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@mattvanhorn@mastodon.social
@mattvh on IG.
- GK Chesterton might be the pound for pound champ of banger lines in the history of the English language
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- Just for the record, it says "Fairy Tales do not teach children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales teach children that dragons can be killed."
- Going to start calling Sam Altman "Sloppenheimer"
- // I helped with this one in a small way. Come for the Buck Rogers homage, stay for the incredible 80s theme cover.
- The kids on Tumblr know what's what
- I wish windows had a dedicated folder for like, .pdf and .txt files, like a "Documents" folder or something
- Is a user not entitled to the space of their documents? 'No!' says the game, 'It belongs to the save files.' 'No!' says the software, 'It belongs to settings.' 'No!' says the browser, 'It belongs to downloads.'
- Do you like noodles and robots? Of course you do! And because I love you, I wrote a cozy novella about both called Automatic Noodle! Find out what happens when a group of abandoned bots decide to open their very own noodle restaurant in San Francisco. Coming 8/5. www.automaticnoodle.website/buy-book
- Read my latest:
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- Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers
- Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers ☕ #zelda #minipainting
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- We got a Chicagoan pope before Winds of Winter
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- Wow crazy you guys must be giving her a big raise, right?
- The Pulitzer Prize for illustrated reporting and commentary goes to @anntelnaes.bsky.social, for various works that appeared in The Washington Post. This is her third Pulitzer recognition.
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- 'Fine Day in May' - Kotozuka Eiichi, ca. 1950s. #JapaneseArt
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- Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
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- Christian influencer Allie Beth Stuckey says the only reason you don't want to have a baby (many babies!) right now is that your evil birth control is taking over your brain. (About that: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...)
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- Alright, let’s read it! @maklelan.bsky.social
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- Dear god let this man cook.
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- this is what is called running a tight ship good work folks
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- @snipe.lol I found your boat
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- The hatred for deep dish pizza I see in this country is absolutely deplorable
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- lmfao why does everybody hate waffles
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