The Volatile Mermaid
~* Jewish American Disney Princess *~
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
- “So are you the Prince of Salmon like that one guy is the Prince of Whales? Prince of Salmon, Prince of Whales, who controls the sea, am I right?!”
- “He’s just separating whites from colors like you would for a washing machine.”
- Just saw a comment from a man about Last of Us saying “Ellie is too young and unattractive for me to be interested in seeing her in any sexual situations” so he clearly failed Not Everything is Made So You Can Jerk Off To It, Bro 101.
- The people constantly braying about “Christian values” are attacking the Pope for suggesting that we love others.
- Really sick of people goysplaining antisemitism to me.
- LOUDER FOR THE NAZIS IN THE BACK
- Getting an abortion doesn’t kill a person, it terminates a pregnancy.
- Celebrate Mother’s Day by letting people choose whether or not to be mothers.
- Reposted by The Volatile MermaidI want to remind you that yesterday, Trump's Secretary of Transportation went on Fox to say he can't get in touch with Trump's Pentagon to prevent plane crashes.
- Democrats: Happy Mother’s Day! Republicans: Happy Mother’s Day OR ELSE!