Matt Bruce
Jenna's side. Jenna's side. I'm not hearing it, Liz.
He/him. Seattle. Curated shitposting. 📌 Pinterest Prototyping Lead, ofTwitter, ofNetflix
- You will not replace my emotional-support white noise grandparents, Michael Kramer and Kate Reading.
- Fuck this, absolutely fuck this, everyone who loves audiobooks loves their favourite narrators because they are great at their jobs and interpreting the author's words and they make the experience what it is www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
- Reposted by Matt Brucethe two big camps in dem politics right now are "just have some values and fight for them" and [smugly] "values? what are you, five?"
- Just waiting for a photo of the new pope at SoFo to surface.
- I haven't had a day online like this since Trump got COVID.
- Reposted by Matt BruceNEW—In late Feb, Chris Rufo published leaked chats between queer/trans employees at US intel agencies. Then Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard said she’d fire all involved. I spoke to chat members who were fired, are on admin leave, and who kept their jobs about the new lavender scare:
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- @darbylynn.bsky.social @alexisbevels.bsky.social next year’s Queerty acceptance speech found?
- Reposted by Matt BruceHe is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something
- Reposted by Matt Bruceactual look at my tl now: - another mass shooting -CFBP gutted -no more food safety/ecoli outbreak -loophole that might swallow the constitution -us citizen born in georgia arrested as an unauthorized alien -trump: 'we have to stay president for a long time' -palantir's plan to help ice deport ppl
- Reposted by Matt Bruce🚨A U.S. born citizen was arrested in Florida for entering the state as an “unauthorized alien.” His mother and a community advocate showed his birth certificate during a hearing in Leon County. The judge said she had no authority to release him.
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- I get to watch @elienyc.bsky.social shout obscenities in person tomorrow, I’m so excited!
- Reposted by Matt Brucelol at Matt Yglesias forgetting to switch to his sock puppet account
- Reposted by Matt BruceI'm at the constitutional crisis / I'm at the collapsing economy / I'm at the ccccccombination constitutional crisis and collapsing economy
- Reposted by Matt BruceVictim complex
- Reposted by Matt Bruce🚨House Republicans just passed a bill that would disenfranchise 70 million married American women. Under the SAVE Act, women who took their spouse’s last name and don't have an updated passport or birth certificate would be turned away at the polls.
- The microtwink that makes all those Depression recipes will become our Immortan Joe.
- Reposted by Matt BruceWe all see it don't we?
- Reposted by Matt Bruceit was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
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- @jayapal.house.gov gurl, I’m one of your constituents in Madrona and a progressive. Please be emphatic about this. Earn this.
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- Reposted by Matt BruceFrom an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
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- Reposted by Matt BruceGrimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
- Reposted by Matt BruceJIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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- Breaking the habit from Twitter? Install a URL Redirector extension in your browser so when you type Twitter, it redirects to Bsky. Here's my List of centrists with bad takes I curate that you can use to autoblock: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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- Reposted by Matt BruceTrump: I’m going to kill your loved ones. Democrats: [wave placard] Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
- I don’t say this often, but let’s fucking go!
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- Reposted by Matt Bruceeveryone on BlueSky recently
- John Noble?!
- Reposted by Matt BruceHappy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...
- Amy Sedaris should be Mary after Titus.
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- Time for a re-read.
