The day he dies is going to be the most annoying day in internet history, the waves of celebration and pearl-clutching scolding for the celebration will come seconds apart. NOTHING in the last 30 years compares, EVERYONE will feel the need to weigh in, in the worst way possible. Everyone.
There is an old Cold War joke where a man stops by a newspaper stand everyday but does not buy a paper. The paperstand guy asks why he only ever looked at the front page.
"I am waiting for an obituary."
"Obituaries are not on the front page."
"This one will be."
May 9, 2025 19:08
