The day he dies is going to be the most annoying day in internet history, the waves of celebration and pearl-clutching scolding for the celebration will come seconds apart. NOTHING in the last 30 years compares, EVERYONE will feel the need to weigh in, in the worst way possible. Everyone.
May 9, 2025 15:25You had me at. the day he dies
Will take over what is going on now.
Based on this post I'm gonna guess that this 'everyone' is going to include you.
When pure evil dies, it should be celebrated.
I've been stocking up on orange fireworks to celebrate the day. 🎇🙏
"in the worst way possible"?
Well then, I will weigh in on your timeline first you smug scold.
I'll take my chances
There is an old Cold War joke where a man stops by a newspaper stand everyday but does not buy a paper. The paperstand guy asks why he only ever looked at the front page.
"I am waiting for an obituary."
"Obituaries are not on the front page."
"This one will be."
It will be bowel cancer and it will take about 2 years
Tomorrow is my birthday. It would be the greatest gift ever
Won’t the GOP try to hook him up to life support and goop suppository him up to make him last? They kiss his ass so much that he wouldn’t know the difference.
It’ll still be a good day though
It will be worth it.
Fuck that shit. Once you get the news just shut your phone off and revel in it. I feel like that could keep me going for DAYS.
