Jason K Pargin, author
Author of John Dies at the End, formerly David Wong of Cracked.com fame
- We don’t hate numbers enough
- It's kind of sweet that Skynet was like, "We need to create an infiltrator that can perfectly disappear among the humans. It must be exactly average, totally unremarkable. So what does the average man look like? It's pretty much this, right? They're all sculpted greek gods?"
- Huge impractical things I want in my house if I get rich
- The day he dies is going to be the most annoying day in internet history, the waves of celebration and pearl-clutching scolding for the celebration will come seconds apart. NOTHING in the last 30 years compares, EVERYONE will feel the need to weigh in, in the worst way possible. Everyone.
- Would you trade places with the richest person from 200 years ago
