Jazzersizing
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- Reposted by JazzersizingThis one is especially great
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- Reposted by JazzersizingTrump could roast and eat a baby on live TV and NYT editors would carefully type out "Trump's Unorthodox Diet Raises Ire"
- Reposted by JazzersizingStating the obvious here, but it's unambiguously good to dox anyone associated with ICE or CBP.
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- Reposted by JazzersizingIt is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
- Reposted by JazzersizingNeed to speak with someone at DHS urgently. If that’s you or someone you know, I’m marisakabas.04 on Signal or email mkwrites4000@proton.me
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- Reposted by Jazzersizing🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read. He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:
- Reposted by JazzersizingI said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
- Reposted by JazzersizingGuys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
- Reposted by Jazzersizingim sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country
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- Reposted by Jazzersizing'Why are high fertility people always so weird?' A weekend with the pronatalists
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- Reposted by JazzersizingThe CDC's cruise ship inspectors have been laid off, as well as agency's head epidemiologist for investigating cruise ship outbreaks That baffled health officials since this program is paid for by cruise ship fees, not taxpayer dollars www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...
- Reposted by Jazzersizing"The two-page memo, which was obtained by The Associated Press, does not allege any criminal conduct by Khalil" "Rather, Rubio wrote Khalil could be expelled for his beliefs." Free this man immediately. apnews.com/article/mahm...
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- Reposted by JazzersizingHere’s a list (I don’t think it’s up to date but it’s the most recent I found) of alternatives to Adobe products It’s too big to get into detail in the alt text so sorry about that!
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- Reposted by Jazzersizingeat shit nerd
- Reposted by JazzersizingLess than a year after a full-throated embrace of AI, NaNoWriMo is shutting down :
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- Reposted by JazzersizingMister Rogers never misses
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- Reposted by Jazzersizing[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. [friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
- Reposted by JazzersizingThe real story is that unnamed unknown Yemeni children died as a result of that cringe Signal disaster. Somehow that seems to be lost in all this.
- Reposted by Jazzersizingis ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
- Reposted by JazzersizingThe person who punched Richard Spencer and instantly made him a meme never got caught. Just threw one punch and skipped off into immortality. I think about that a lot.
- Reposted by JazzersizingThe Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits. This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
- Reposted by Jazzersizingthis is a golden age for walking out of your lab with a USB key in your pocket getting on a plane and going to Luxembourg