no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
May 7, 2025 17:10like i don't even know what to say to this. no this wasn't a fucking seance this wasn't a man forgiving anything this was a fucking shambling corpse puppet show and everyone pretending otherwise will be haunted for eternity
like that's not him. what the fuck why are we allowing this i am in your fucking walls and approaching silently
IM FUCJING SORRY WHAT IT WAS HIS SISTER WHO MADE THE VIDEO!?? shut it down shut all of it down i am going to instigate the butlerian jihad actually fucking for real jesus christ
"it's like a slideshow or memorial for an impact statement"
just do that. write a fucking statement. read it. write a poem. say that you feel he would have forgiven his killer i don't care but like this is so fucking ghoulish
"it's my grieving process" then your process is wrong and you should fix yourself. i'm not giving this shit an inch it's fucking ghoulish and delusional
new worst use of ai just dropped
they created an elaborate puppet. that's it.
this is like reanimating a corpse like
What the fuck
Hey what the fuck
The people who made & facilitated this have names & Minecraft addresses
So they decided they wanted to use a dead person's likeness to falsify a video to absolve a killer. What a bunch of theatrical performative bs with no fact behind it.
Precedent has been set
The Box is open
hunting the box for sport
A story of a bunch of tech dipshits being eaten by poltergeists after an Ai simulates an exorcism for them
I can't imagine being murdered and then having some jackass play a deep fake video of me forgiving the guy that killed me in court. Like I'd definitely be haunting some asses after that
Right? Going nuts seeing this casually referred to as a "victim statement." It is in fact an "AI statement." Which in itself is not altogether remarkable.
This is fucked up Black Mirror shit
If my loved ones ever used this to say I was *forgiving my killer*, I'd by god haunt them for the rest of their sorry-ass lives. The only way I'd approve this sort of crap is if they had my AI hollering "You killed me, you bastard, and I'll make sure you never have a moment of peace again!"
The desperation to find a niche for AI is genuinely disgusting. Hope whoever allowed this gets what's coming to them
Hannibal Traven take the wheel
Everybody with an important job and responsibility is the stupidest person on the planet.
"Hey man, fuck you" like what is that gonna do? I thought the point of impact statements was to let the family or victim get it off their chest to the person responsible.
it's just so bizarre like????
Cool! But think bigger, we could do this with people who are still alive! Your Honour, I present this AI-generated video testimony where the defendant confesses to the crime
That's some disgusting marketing copy
Recreation of the corpse synod where in year 897 pope Stephen VI dragged the corpse of former pope Formosus to court so Stephen VI was able to clear his way to become pope.
But far more clean...
I think I'm gonna throw up...
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK…
GODDAMIT NO. THAT’S NOT TRUE. CHARLIE BROWN DID NOT HAVE HOES.
Uhhhhhh wtf?
Tim He decker moment
We actually do *not* need to puppeteer the dead in order to affirm that reckless driving and hitting people with your vehicle are bad things! This is not at all prerequisite to mitigating crash deaths! We could do this zero times and create a better world regardless!
creating AI videos of all the people I've wronged forgiving me
we're calling it secular techno white evangelicalism
It’s so obvious that it’s just these fucking boomers just now discovering AI and playing with what they think is all this cool shit high tech. This is a disgusting desecration of the dead.
Do better Independent come on
They fabricated a video that does not exist. That's it.
The worst part is that the AI video apparently made the judge cry and got the killer an extra year in prison
with headlines like this i’ll never make it as a horror author
Living in this world is like being trapped inside someone's mental illness.
Everyone involved in this needs to be slapped with wet ham. AI necromancy is a fucking despicable way to mock someone's memory. No set of training data can know the totality of a person or hope to recreate them
I can’t imagine why the guy’s lawyer isn’t going absolutely ballistic over this.
It spits in the face of life itself.
humans:
This is dumb
They used an expensive cartoon in court.
This world is getting dumber by the day.
Everyone present who allowed this needs to get the chair
Just when I thought AI use couldn’t get more horrific and exploitative
Christopher Pelkey's ghost rn:
if i get murderd they bettr not wheel out the crt television and vcr to tell my killer i forgive them with ai
Here’s a thing that represents my personality: My killer is a piece of shit. Fuck that guy.
Fake news. Man does not speak from the grave at all
This proves there is no hope for the human race. We are doomed by stupidity💩👻
I think the problem is that the existence of “Clark Tech” is viewpoint dependent.
As the separation between educated and lay increases, so does the portion of the population that accept tech they don’t understand as “magic” that has no tangible limits.
WTAF?? really?
ok then bring back hitler/stalin AI's: explaining to donnie - "you should not go down this path, it will end badly as always".
he should listen to his heroes...
Agree with you 100%
what she said!!!
This is super scary.
The people behind this could make "him" say anything they want. If that's then accepted as anything remotely official in court, they can basically get whatever outcome they want...
I have more respect for the 1800s seance scammers cause at least they lied to you with their own mouth while desecrating the dead
weekend at bernies but infinitely more ghoulish and awful
All AI based fiction dystopias and none explored the idea of AI just preying in the natural hubris of people to make them believe insane asinine nonsense and drive them crazy?
Damn I gotta write a will
Great, one more thing to worry about. What are you going to do if you're dead and someone does an AI fake of you? Sue them from the afterlife? I miss this just being a problem for celebrities
That is so incredibly fucked up.
If I was the victims family this would drive me to commit a crime on the courtroom.
I'm pretty sure this counts as blasphemy? biblically speaking, this feels like a cardinal sin
Insanity
media: we can't call an obvious nazi salute a nazi salute
also media: we can talk about an AI video like it's actual fucking necromancy
I think the defendant should be able to create his own ai video of the victim where it curses out the jury and judge and tell them he'd kill them all if he had the chance and that the defendant probably saved their lives.
I hate how AI is now just being used as "magic". It's not a spell. It's a bunch of 0s and 1s stealing data
Gonna use a ouija board to have the CEO forgive Luigi
The billionaires are turbo-horny for AI and will do anything in their power to force it into every aspect of everyone's lives. They are DYING to be able to replace people, who have all those pesky "needs" and "free will".
How is this legal?
This is nightmarish
This is as bad as the Mormons posthumously baptizing people.
that’s a horrible headline.
Pure imagination, just like the ai video
What the fuck
I hate it here
It's so fucked up and that headline is grotesquely validating it.
we're manufacturing consent extremely literally now huh
the blowup doll i named after the person i killed said it's all good man, no hard feelings
I loath AI and transhumanism
This is all bull 🐂 💩
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Tranquil Piece of Mind, Vol 2 No 3, Vampiric Rules of Acquisition
Dear readers,
I'm not even able to make a joke to mock this. What the actual fuck is wrong with them!!
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this is so fucked up
Actual man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.
I'll sell my soul to whatever demon allows me the ability to possess and overwrite any AI fabrication of myself.
Lastly when I'm eventually murdered, I'm personally dragging my killer's soul to Hell.
Oh Jesus h Christ
Ugh. Can we just not, please. Ridiculous bullshit.
Shut the fuck up arizona, you’re drunk again!
Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave through courtroom face wearing act
I don't even believe in ghosts but if someone made a cartoon of me forgiving my killer and pretending to express my thoughts, I'd come back as one just to tell them to get fucked.
Necromancy is never a good idea. Cyber zombies is like something from the Dead Space games.
Imagine being the family sitting there and seeing this???
Humanity is jumping into the abyss fr.
Hey uh humankind? Yeah what the fuck? Can we just like NOT? Is that so hard? To be fucking normal?
Exile for all journalists talking like this about ai slop
This is like that bit in the Transmetropolitan comic where they're in the midst of an election and this politician comes on the TV all " 'I'm here to tell the people of this fine city that I endorse so-and-so fully' Disclaimer: That's what James Longmarch would say if he were alive today"
I really can't tell if this is satire or not, wtf
This is fucked up beyond all imagination.
At times like this, I'm glad I played enough video games that I learnt to distinguish between computer simulacra and reality.
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Like glove-puppetting his corpse.
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Charlie Brown had shooters and hoes.