Ernest Borgsevenofnine
Dishwasher. Blanket fort energy. GenX waffle enthusiast. Only a gelfling!
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- Royale with cheese?
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- Did you do Leslie Nielsen yet?
- shooting at your feet until you learn how to properly moonwalk
- Exponential tariff on people misusing the adjective “exponential”.
- Killer Spring concert today with #ApolloClubMN !!
- Robert F Kennedy Jr was a 14 year heroin addict and had the money/privledge to get the very best treatment. Now, he's going to take away Narcam so addicts can die. Put that in your church plate and pass it around.
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- Tar Trek
- The average American has three friends
- Without saying Leaving Las Vegas, fav Nicolas Cage film?
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- LOW RY DAH
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- Foreply was right there
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- My Heads? Talking.
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- There’s no plan
- It’s good to finally see St. Cloud State embrace its furry nature. I’ve heard estimates that over 90% of its students are furries.
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- Jacob’s wife found me and raised me as her own
- prompt: draw the hottest lesbians you can imagine straight guy: *draws a naked woman with huge tits slobbering all over another naked womans feet* lesbians: *draws a girl in a mechanic jumpsuit with her hair tied back and grease smears on her face diligently tuning a blushing girls cybernetics*
- Weeks after the administration promised 90 trade deals in 90 days -- none have happened yet -- Brooke Rollins says "we have 100 countries that are knocking on the door."
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- Narnia and Sokovia
- I was born in the waters of Lake Chipotle and live a block from the Minneapolis Wal-Mart
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- The Attorney General is so unserious. If you’re a prosecutor who is serious about obtaining a conviction, you don’t go on Fox and talk about the (alleged) facts of the case like this. Has Bondi read the Justice Manual? Has Bondi heard of pretrial publicity motions? How about bar ethics rules?
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- Gilead Barbie
- We've gone from "90 deals in 90 days" to "letters of intent"
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- SpICy MuStARd
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- What makes the smoke white then? Hickory? Mesquite?
- Dear Vice President Vance: Please don’t kill me.
- Spelling it “nife” from now on
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- Line on the left, one cross each.
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- Neat idea, just like income taxes but based on the ratio of max compensation to median compensation: 0 - 10: 0% tax on profits 10 - 20: 20% tax on profits … >100: 100% tax on profits
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- Just like fElon and his Nazi salute. Fash aren’t known for their love of electric cars, is your strategy to just… piss off everyone?
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- So it’s not only fans? Badum tish
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- The bunnies long for the ether mills.
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- Valar mupghulis
- We need marshall law to stop the gorilla warfare
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- Kermit McCloud
- JESUS: *holds up bread* this is my body *holds up wine* this is my blood *holds up hotdog* this is a sandwich lol JUDAS: ok that DOES IT
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- No, if it’s enclosed on the top then it’s sushi. And lasagna is a sandwich.
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- Crunchings and munchings!
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- Naughtius Maximus?
- I fashioned a flute out of an old baguette. I call it the pain flute.
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- A hot dog is a taco
- RIP Katy Perry 1950-2025
- Not with that sweet river of insider trading moolah to wallow in
- Is this satire? I can’t tell any more.
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- Scrimshaw, baybee
- But we all knew it would go that way, right?
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- Evergreen
- the invisible hand to the rescue! www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
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- HE IS RISEN
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- Sorry, all we have is Ted Lasso
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- Biblically accurate muppet
