Jonathan Quinn (they/them)
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️♿️ AKA Rhea Billy Tatum. Drag queen, Episcopalian (and aspirant to the priesthood), theologian, comedian.
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- Omg this teacher left me a note not to let any more than 3 kids per period go to the bathroom Some of these classes are like 50 kids Obviously I’m flagrantly ignoring the rule It’s staggering how teachers/administrators will treat children in ways that wouldn’t (ok, *shouldn’t*) fly in a prison
- Some days I’m the cool sub, letting kids stay for lunch in the classroom And then other days, it’s “I know you know I’m in here, I know you can hear me watching YouTube videos, I know you know I can hear you knocking, but I’m still not opening the door” 🙂
- “No one is above the law” doesn’t quite hit the same with our current president, does it
- Am subbing for biology classes today, and the teacher is having me show an old Forensic Files episode lol A cop’s wife is killed, and guess who they barely look at as a suspect? The cop husband. Guess who they arrested TEN YEARS after the fact? The cop husband. 🙄
- Reposted by Jonathan Quinn (they/them)they're kidnapping people off the fucking street, you useless cowards
- One of my neighbors was just blasting “MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer And I tried to see if I could tell who was the gurl with *taste* But it could be almost anyone; my building is 80% gay men It’s a good problem to have 🥰
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- Me on the Internet watching everybody speculate that “here at last we have a pope who’ll have the right views on [fill in the blank]”:
- I think it’s ironic how proud Gold Star Leftists (i.e., leftists who never were conservative or moderate) are of themselves Because they can only be so by accidents of birth—e.g., that their parents or guardians were leftists and raised them to be such
- My therapist: “Let’s do a ‘body scanning’ meditation. You’ll focus on what’s going on in each part of your body.” 🧘 Me: “What’s going on in my body is nobody’s business. Including mine.” 🤨
- Omg the Big Bad in season 4 of Buffy, they put a phone cord in his head 😭 Did he have to make the modem noises with his mouth to get on the ‘Net
- Rewatching some Buffy, and Seth Green 🥵 I guess I have a thing for 5’4” ginger kings 💖
- New tattoo! 💖 Jesus answered, “Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid.” -John 8:14 I am what I am I don't want praise, I don't want pity I bang my own drum Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty -“I Am What I Am,” La Cage Text from _Dayspring_ by @meakoopa.bsky.social
- Snapped a pic on the way to my car the other day, and it turned out so cute ☺️
- Sometimes I forget that they just…kept making Marvel movies?? Because I stopped seeing them And I don’t know anyone who does 🤷🏼♀️
- I accidentally hid the “Phone” button on my iPhone and for a second thought about leaving it and experiencing peace for the first time 😌
- “For offenses, as for crimes, the relative degree of immunity should increase, not as you go up, but as you go down the social scale.” -Simone Weil, _The Need for Roots_
- Another one I use whenever my husband drives an unfamiliar route is “Were there not enough graves in Egypt that you brought us out here to die?!”
- For years I’ve been doing “Can anything good come from Modesto [my hometown]?” The Bible has some good zingers Not many of ‘em, but it does have ‘em
- Me, about to sin some more: ⚓️
- Reposted by Jonathan Quinn (they/them)every gender transition is a statement in favor of human possibility and freedom and i’m tired of hearing it talked about like it’s some kind of disease
- Thelma Louis
- People tell me I should stop doing “dead dad” jokes But I like to think that he’s looking up at me and smiling 🔥☺️🔥
- STEAL HER LOOK
- Cis ppl: when somebody asks what your pronouns are, this is NEVER the time to get cute Don’t make a little joke Don’t say you “don’t have a pronoun” If you say anything other than your fucking pronouns, I’m going to know you’re an asshole and reasonably suspect you’re a transphobe
- Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs
- Can I keep my vers card if the only man I let inside my body is Jesus
- We find it so inconceivable that people could’ve thought Liberace, Elton John, Paul Lynde, etc. were straight But people thought Sufjan was straight 🤷🏼♀️
- Finally getting around to reading Simone Weil, and I think reading this (subtitled “Prelude to a Declaration of Duties towards Mankind”) is going to bear fruit (or perhaps carrots) in the Gospel of Luke study I’m facilitating this Eastertide ⚓️
- I’ll sometimes compare being misgendered to being called the wrong name, so cis ppl will get it a little But it’s a lot worse than that, right If somebody calls you “Keith” rather than “Kevin,” that’s not going to affect how they treat you apart from that
- Make America Gastrointestinally Afflicted
- The Trump Administration Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat. apnews.com/article/poul...
- Having a little health scare, would appreciate thoughts/prayers/vibes if you’re inclined 💖
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- One of the things I hate most about U.S. healthcare is how every time you get a new doctor you have to “prove” all the things over again 😒 I think my inability to jump through all the hoops necessary to get *another* ADHD diagnosis should be itself sufficient to merit that diagnosis 🫠
