jeremy kaplowitz
official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple")
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- You bet your ass
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- I never stopped calling it Home Box Office Maximum
- lmfao cc @mtsw.bsky.social *WARNER BROS. DISCOVERY TO REBRAND MAX AS HBO MAX THIS SUMMER
- People on here have discovered what I pay for rent through the newspaper and are trying to determine if it is problematic. It is definitely problematic. Please tell my landlord my rent is problematic.
- Gave him a lil hat. 100k special effects can now be done so cheaply.
- (printing out an image from The Shawshank Redemption) my printer is literally powerful enough to create it's own movies with the click of a button
- YoU wOulDn’T pRiNt A mOViE
- There's a thread on Twitter that purports to show that AI can save money by producing visual effects better than Hollywood. And it's just identical shots that wouldn't exist without straight plagiarism of the source material. It might be the dumbest thread I've ever seen.
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- cup
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- they’re transvestigating the new pope
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- Something IS happening.
- 20 years ago we had johnny cash bob hope and tim onion
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- the haters said it couldn’t be done but i watched all 9 eps of andor with ten minutes to spare
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- touching their face and saying "it looks so real" when I meet a friend's new boyfriend
- Fully thought Trump was meeting with a burned up skeleton
- it’s wild how the democratic party is not going to change and will continue embracing the tired centrists after a decade of losing power on all levels
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- My fellow brown eyed blonde Italian…. My brother…
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- why did Ben Collins and Kat Abughazaleh move into an apartment together? Why is there only one bed in their apartment? why do they live together? is it because they hate me? is it because they hate YOU? i can't find my keys!
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- graham linehan does not exist
- The nose knows
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- Been rewatching and not only does it hold up, it really is one of the very best shows
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- SINNERS is now the biggest Hollywood original movie of any kind at the box office since 2017 when Pixar's COCO came out. To find a live-action movie that made at least $200M domestic, we have to go back much further. This is truly bananas. www.slashfilm.com/1857902/sinn...
- I think an under discussed aspect of Sinners’ success is that the movies used to be a place you could go to see sex and music, probably the things human beings enjoy the most, and things that have been almost totally absent from most wide-release modern movies.
- SINNERS is now the biggest Hollywood original movie of any kind at the box office since 2017 when Pixar's COCO came out. To find a live-action movie that made at least $200M domestic, we have to go back much further. This is truly bananas. www.slashfilm.com/1857902/sinn...
- See if you and your friends can solve my riddle!
- my favorite part about staying up late is watching my UK mutuals wake up and start posting and showing me the little ways how we aren’t too different after all. their country is as spiritually fucked in ways i as an american recognize without much effort
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- bluesky
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- don't take this personal but i'm never going to respect anyone for taking the job i used to do and doing it worse
- imagine thinking this is a novel position or clarification when it’s just the textbook definition of every Scab in history
- 'i took this job because someone else would have taken it anyway' ok lol www.vice.com/en/article/g...
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