Jack Probst
writer of sappy personal essays about music, comedy, and film. also writing a book about growing up with a rare bone disorder. it’ll be funny, i swear.
✍️: merry-go-round mag, paste, pitchfork, creem, nme, etc.
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- "Bob Dylan is garbage" is amateur hour Bad Widdle Boy arm-crosser shit. You think you're cool enough to handle some real smoke, say something uncomplimentary about Mark E. Smith.
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- I worked my ASS OFF FOR THJS can I get a massive fuckin HELL YEAH BROTHER
- Last summer I crashed out and failed a course and got put on academic probation so the past two semesters I’ve had to put on a talent show like this town’s never seen in order to get my GPA back up over 3.0 and I MADE IT HAPPEN
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- Someone on an app asked for my IG and then immediately unmatched….. like sorry you hate reptiles I guess……….
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- after 12 extremely painful and expensive sessions i have removed the hbo from my hbo max tattoo, now let me just fire up my favorite entertainment news site and
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- I saw Friendship today, and it was so, so funny. I laughed a ton despite there being only two people in the theater that I didn't arrive with. (I was secretly hoping they would fall in love with each other, but they did not.)
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- This reminds me of the Christopher Reeve Superman movies and, if you know me, you know I am incapable of giving a higher compliment. It looks like the exact intersection of a James Gunn movie and a Superman movie. I cannot wait. m.youtube.com/watch?si=GIL...
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- Subscribe to The Onion in the next 12 hours and you will receive the May paper in the mail! It contains these phrases: —Smurfs don’t have human genitalia —’I might puke just looking at them,’ the Lord continued —Immortal melon is ready to eat —doubling our fleet of Zambonis —Eat shit and die!
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- I’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand
- Sliced Dentist on Rye
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- Andor is a bad show.
- lol Tricked you dummies, it’s very good!
- i love K-2SO so much
- Some music sends you to other planets. Some music sends your body into the earth. Other music takes you to a higher plane. Still other music doesn't do much at all.
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- For the Daily Beast, I wrote about John Roberts and his dumb-ass comments to the Georgetown School of Law.
- OPINION | The average American knows a hell of a lot more about how our justice system actually works than John “Harvard Law ‘79” Roberts, writes @michaelianblack.bsky.social.
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