Jack Probst
writer of sappy personal essays about music, comedy, and film. also writing a book about growing up with a rare bone disorder. it’ll be funny, i swear.
✍️: merry-go-round mag, paste, pitchfork, creem, nme, etc.
- 2005 is one of my favorite years in music. It was the first full year I worked at the record store, which gave me unlimited access to new releases. I'm working on a few Bargain Bin 20th anniversary essays, but thought I'd share this past @headphonesmusic.bsky.social since it's being rereleased now.
- Try to avoid being on camera during an all-staff meeting because I uncontrollably 🙄 too much.
- Cat’s in the cradle… silver spoon… the moon.
- And Or?
- I'm honestly relieved that I have no idea what people are talking about on the internet 85% of the time.
- Good(?) morning! Start your morning off right with a song from an album I was obsessed with in 2019. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOnk...
- We went to see Dinosaur Improv. It was everything I’d hope it would be.
- Reposted by Jack Probst[Not loaded yet]
- I’ve been leaving on a bird feeder live feed to entertain the pups during the day and now Luna is also obsessed with watching Nix follow Kay around in Star Wars Outlaws.
- I’m today years old.
- “Cook County Pope” syncs up better with “Pink Pony Club.”
- An incredible thing happened. They used a quote from my review in the paperback edition of Paul Scheer’s book! My words are in a real book!
- Aw shit, I just got diagnosed with a mental chillness. 😎
- Changing my name to Jack Popest.
- Guy who’s basically been an atheist since birth trying to think of a pope joke: Hmm, new Pope sounds a little like new Coke.
- Topical time to bust this gem I made out again.
- Long ago in a galaxy far, far away? It doesn’t look that far to me.
- A fun thing happened and I can’t wait to share it tomorrow. Consider yourself teased.
- I thought black smoke signaled a new season of LOST.
- Sometimes I'll remember I made a record in our closet during the pandemic, and I listen to it and don't hate it. Maybe you won't either?