Haiku Platypus
A thing worth saying
can be said in a haiku.
Trust a Platypus.
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- Reposted by Haiku Platypusmental illness is a label that we (society) slaps on ppl who won't shut the fuck up about the bad things that are happening
- Reposted by Haiku PlatypusIf 4th is fourth, then: 1st = onest 2nd = twond 3rd = threerd
- Reposted by Haiku PlatypusThe last time I was this close to quitting my job was about 20 years ago, and I quit my job.
- Reposted by Haiku PlatypusThe real reason cashiers hold $100 bills up to the light is to see Ben Franklin’s syphilitic dick in the light
- Reposted by Haiku PlatypusNO ONE: ME: How does the man in the moon cut his hair? ABSOLUTELY NO ONE: ME: Eclipse it!
- Reposted by Haiku Platypusi once went to the palace of versailles & carried out all the framed reflecting objects on the walls. a haul of mirrors, is what im saying. folks,,
- Reposted by Haiku Platypusthe time my kid made me an excruciatingly detailed & wildly misspelled get well card
- Reposted by Haiku Platypusgood cop: “do you know why i pulled you over ?” me: “beats the shit outta me” literal cop: *beats the shit outta me*
- Reposted by Haiku Platypuslook at my baby with his paws crossed on the beach in Hawaii look at him omg i can’t even
- Reposted by Haiku Platypus[job interview @ Lucky Strike Cigarette Co.] CEO: why would you be a good fit for our company me: jfc what the fuck kind of stupid fucken question is that CEO: i see you have no filter. you can start tomorrow
