ThinlyVeiledPanda
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
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- Pretty sure long weekends only exist so people can ask each other if we have anything special planned for them
- Went to the garden store today and they had an amazing sale on potting soil! It was dirt cheap.
- NO ONE: ME: How does the man in the moon cut his hair? ABSOLUTELY NO ONE: ME: Eclipse it!
- Tinker Tailor Soldier Spider-Man (Aaaaaannnd send skeet)
- Reposted by ThinlyVeiledPandamaybe we would all feel better if we spread Elmer's glue all over our hands and peeled it off when it dried
- Reposted by ThinlyVeiledPandaOkay this disaster ain't gonna unmitigate itself
- Reposted by ThinlyVeiledPandaNot now, gotta go see a guy about some stuff
- Reposted by ThinlyVeiledPandaSet phasers to the unbearable lightness of being
- Reposted by ThinlyVeiledPandaThere's a species of carnivorous, cannibalistic caterpillars that camouflage in bug-corpse parts and raid spider webs and i can't get a text back
- Reposted by ThinlyVeiledPandaEverything is dumb. Let's drink beer and yell at trees
