Haiku Platypus
A thing worth saying
can be said in a haiku.
Trust a Platypus.
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- You can’t see it from fossils but tyrannosaurus’ often had full sleeve tattoos because the cost was lower for them than most other dinosaurs of their time.
- imagine if flamingos knew ballet
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- 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 & 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐑Ö𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐓
- added a tiny castle to my goldfish bowl & the fish still refuse to joust or go questing this is some bullshit
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- Turns out Norwegian Wood is surprisingly afjordable
- the first rule of mime club is probably the same as the first rule of fight club
- bra is short for boob restriction apparatus
- i like to end the night on a high note by murdering a clown with my violin
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- [hearing police sirens in the distance] omg babe they're playing our song
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- Josh did miss Catherine every now and then, but mostly he was pretty happy with the trade.
- i hope they got a promotion for this
- woegurt
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- You haven’t lost anything You’re just leveling up
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- Me: Be bold and proud! Don’t let the world dull your sparkle! Also me: [subtly mumble-sings when someone pulls up next to me at a stoplight]
- You can’t make me happy, you’re not a family of fainting goats
- The fastest way to get a visit to HR is by pressing the bosses forehead and yelling “skip intro” every time he starts to talk
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- Even the supermarkets support bullying now
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