Sarcasm & Cookies
Extreme-part-time TTRPG content author, unfinished novelist, ADHD, Dyscalculia, she/her, Curséd of the Egg Gods, Kobold of Many Images. I do not speak Welsh, even if I claim that I do.
- I got my tubes tied during his first term, because I knew this was coming.
- Once again, I must remind @theonion.com that they need to be MUCH weirder than the news if they want to be considered satire instead of just a very prescient news source. We're only one brain worm nibble away from this becoming true as it is.
- Those who burn books will burn people. www.cleveland19.com/2025/05/12/m...
- If I did this I could stop the one person who keeps clipping them at their desk and driving me insane with the sound...
- Work has decided that all employees, after over 125 years of not needing to, now need to declare any possible conflicts of interest. So I itemized my tiny brokerage account that has fractional shares in a shit-ton of various companies, only 3 of which have even the slightest possibility of COI.
- I just realized I should also have mentioned I'm related to an agent by (her) marriage. I think we're first cousins once removed, but might be second cousins. I lost track. Eh, I'll file an addendum tomorrow.
- Figured it out: her husband is my first cousin twice removed. His father was my great-grand uncle.
- Screw your favorite book, which was the first that upset you? A Wrinkle in Time was mine. The possessed baby scared the everloving shit out of me. My babysitter had to call my mom to come home early because I was hysterical.
- I wailed!
- Ooooo, this book pissed me off. The pear tree in my backyard is nearly at the end of its fruit bearing years, & we're leaving it even after that time has passed, because she deserves a nice retirement. She's given us decades of fruit and shade, so until she dies she stays put.
- A+ use of that article image right there.
- can you imagine waking up one morning and outside is just three feet to the left
- I am speechless... >> First fault movement ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar m.youtube.com/watch?v=77ub...
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View full threadReminds me of a family story. My grandparents had a house at Lookout Mountain, GA—until they redrew the state line to run right through the house. State of residence depended on the location of the primary bedroom. So they briefly lived in TN until they built a new primary bedroom on the GA end.
- I love that they were so resistant to living in TN that they built a new primary bedroom just so they didn't.
