Bread John
Punk Rock and Parmesan
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- Reposted by Bread John25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week. www.thepoke.com/2025/05/14/2...
- The Spongebob Squarepants movie dubbed in Spanish stays on during sex.
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- Reposted by Bread John[first day as ninja] *another ninja slaps the maraca out of my hand
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- Reposted by Bread JohnReally a shame I can't be paid to be a hater
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- Reposted by Bread JohnAll cars are self driving when you have narcolepsy
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- Reposted by Bread Johnin today’s installment of why you need to talk to the quirky ones: neighbor today asked me A SECOND TIME if I think there are spirits in our complex. so I said, “you’ve asked me this before, do YOU think there are?” & the man with her cut her off and said, “she thinks our vacuum cleaner is haunted.”
- Reposted by Bread JohnMy life has become very small. I live in the belly of a pocket watch now, a constant dance with gears to avoid being crushed.
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- Reposted by Bread Johnsome days are 6 minutes long and some days are older than we are
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- Reposted by Bread JohnOh! Were you flirting? I'm so sorry! Try again, Please, I'm sorry, oh God, don't cry...
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- Reposted by Bread JohnAny dinner can be a murder mystery dinner if you're ambitious enough.
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- Reposted by Bread Johnan entire day for a song by Danzig is so weird to me
- Reposted by Bread Johnhappy mother’s day to me for making my wife a mother! *hand to ear* i am being told i am very wrong
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- Reposted by Bread JohnAny skeet can be an inspirational skeet if you are desperate enough.
- Reposted by Bread JohnMy will to live is looking for itself.
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- Reposted by Bread JohnApologies for not to recognize you were flirting. I thought it was a sarcasm contest.
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- Reposted by Bread JohnIf I lick it it's mine era (flirting)
- Reposted by Bread JohnSay what you will about heroin but it got me off vaccines
