Curtis Wilde
Dad to boys, well married, old man yelling at the (AWS) cloud, usually in Java
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- We all knew it was coming, but it doesn’t make it any less sickening
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- “Honey that stripper wasn’t giving a lap dance to ME — she was giving a lap dance to EVERYONE who advocates for freedom!”
- Can we determine whose plane it is based on whose travel it’s used for? 🤔
- Man, someone need to go to jail.
- JUST IN: Judge Xinis says the DOJ has failed to file a privilege log regarding invocation of the state secrets privilege in Kilmar Abrego Garcia's case. She's giving them until 3pm or will construe it as "intentional refusal" to comply. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
- Exactly! Keep throwing the gov attorneys in jail until the entire DOJ shuts down if this is their game
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- Into the water everybody
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- Sooo … still no deals
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- Can we have the woke back, please? 🙏
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- Obligatory youtube.com/shorts/0Xat8...
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- Instead of thirty pills per month your beautiful baby girl will have five and they’ll cost a few bucks more
- The White House is trying to strike deals with countries like Angola and Equatorial Guinea to take deportees who aren’t their citizens
- We need to stop using their language. These aren’t deportations, they’re renditions
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- Yep, just code for “a bunch of loops, d-rings, maybe an extra pocket or two, probably cheap polyester”
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- Congratulations, you now have infinite inboxes!
- You don't have to care about the Founders. We should have as little reverence for them as they themselves had for all the hallowed things they left behind. Less actually, because they are dead. We are here. They are not. What kind of America do we, the living, want to have?
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- Didn’t he also post a picture of a toy gun next to his bed?
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- Auto play brought this up when my wife was bringing our youngest home from preschool and now he’s got Alexa playing it on heavy rotation at home 😭
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- Comes with a complimentary Female Body Inspector tshirt
- "I never thought unitary executive theory would be used against me" chuckles Chief Justice Roberts, as he is led away in handcuffs.
- Justice Roberts rn
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- This is gross, yes, but I’m convinced that even if 100% “human-like” sex bots that fulfilled their every whim were a thing, these people would just resent real women even more. It’s a hole that can’t be filled because they’re their own problem
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- My 5yo always calls out the “box trucks” 😭
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- What’s this? What’s this? A sponge made out of glass 🎶
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- It’s not like you could take it to mean
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- I distinctly remember Pence touting the vaccines during the debates. If 47 would have won the republicans would have been very pro-vax
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- 2025 questions I never expected I’d have to ask: is there an off the shelf method for testing milk at home?
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- Exactly, the due process isn’t just for the accused (or abducted!) though that’s undeniably important, but due process is for us — so we can say we did the right things for the right reasons, which is just as important as protecting the rights of individuals Due process is for us!
- Ladies and gentlemen, no need for further submissions, we have a winner
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- Guys, he called no take-backs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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- Though for me these days it’s youtu.be/3RmQTYLD398?...
- I'm sorry but the phrase "fentanyl tarriff" is very funny
- New band name dropped
- And there it is, this is what this wealth destruction is buying. He’s a bottomless pit of neediness that can’t be filled even as the entire world begs for him to stop the bleeding
- so we're here now www.huffpost.com/entry/white-...
- You can call it a lot of things, but “deportation” isn’t one of them. This is exile for torture in a foreign dungeon If anyone in the Republican Party still had their balls the idea alone would be an open and shut impeachment conviction
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- My family and I just went to dc last week. This is probably the most beautiful and amazingly curated museum we visited I can only imagine the protests if they try to change any of these exhibits
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- I’ve honestly begun to ponder this idea, whether at some point I should just set my withholding to zero and see what happens Money is the only thing that talks when it comes to this pack of idiots
- Rose: Elon is soon leaving DC where I live Thorn: www.politico.com/news/magazin...
- How many stunted billionaires are we going to have to shove through the revolving door before Americans have had enough?
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- All that money and he hasn’t been able to dig up any mayan secrets to reshape that cranium?
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- As happy as I am for this, inevitably they’ll do it again. Then what? What are judges really willing and able to do?
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- Can confirm! My grandmas both had multiple. Buttons, marbles, thread and needles, but never cookies
- lol like maybe you don’t even remember buying the cookies, but that tin just showed up out of nowhere
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- Is the sixth amendment totally unenforceable? Doesn’t the right to a speedy trial demand that courts scale up with the amount of work?
- I’m pretty sure if you overlay this on a population density map basically everyone is affected
- Working with an interdisciplinary team, we have developed a website to communicate how the White House's proposed cuts to health research would cause losses of $16B and 68,500 jobs. Find out how your community may be impacted. Explore more at SCIMaP: scienceimpacts.org a 🧵
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- It’s actually GNU Fediverse