Ah, the pollsters have given them “Yeah, the voters get this one; go with it” alert
Senator Chuck Schumer of New York intends on Tuesday to put a hold on all Justice Department political appointees awaiting Senate confirmation until he gets more information on President Trump's plans to accept a luxury jet from Qatar.
Schumer to Slow Trump Justice Dept. Nominees Over Qatari Jet
Schumer is probably rubbing his hands with glee just thinking about those strongly worded questions that he will write.
I mean, yeah, but it also kinda retroactively makes what was originally an idealistic story into a sad sack tale of meaningless violence.
Ooorrrr it echoes the real life struggle to defeat fascism and how it has returned
Trump on getting a free luxury plane from Qatar: "I would never be one to turn down that kind of an offer."
Omg I love how he says “tippy top”
It's funny that in order to cast fireball, your wizard is *supposed* to get the components, bat guano and sulfur, and then roll them into lil balls.
Every dnd wizard walking around with a big ol stinking sack of literal batshit magic ammo.
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There is probably bunch of guano sellers that use fake guano or real guano that is cut with flour or sawdust. In response, wizards have to learn how to taste the difference between real and fake.
The Attention Span Of A Goldfish Market Hypothesis
“Drunk abusive father passed out in his chair after beating them; “since he stopped that means he won’t hit us ever again” child remarked to reporters”
the new Kanye track is so absolutely floridly fucking unhinged it basically loops back around into "Springtime for Hitler" territory, he's rapping about how he can't see his kids and he's addicted to nitrous
What I want to know is how do you recruit the backup dancers for the music video. Did they not tell them what it was or something?
“So all you guys need to do is mouth the words ‘n-word high litler’ any questions?
“I think the older actresses are really enjoying being allowed to swear.”
—My mom is a fan of Poker Face S1
Poker Face is a REALLY GOOD intergenerational TV hang.
My parents introduced it to me! Since they have paramount plus they rewatch it when I visit, so I can catch up during my visits. We are loving the new season.
NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
NRA in 2025; “ya know, white supremacy ain’t so bad”
So Delta out and out canceled our international flight tomorrow on 24 hours notice, saying "no alternatives available." After we find an alternative, they say there are no seats in the cabin we paid for.
I'm feeling good about the Road Rules guy having my back on this
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What is a 90-minute time tax? BTW this would make me furious.
Fixing the problems required a stupid amount of time to be resolved. 90 minutes to fix it
I just got served a YouTube Short from the account "Rizz Masterclass." It was just a regular Craig Ferguson interview with Alison Brie. I clicked through, the whole account is Craig talking to women all normal. The comments are like "Craig the rizzGOAT." It has never been easier to get a girlfriend.
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My current girlfriend was astounded when I was not grossed out by the fact that she was having her period and was happy to have sex with her. Her mind skipped four beats before she restarted
What is a 90-minute time tax? BTW this would make me furious.
