prism 🇵🇸
🐟 he/him
🐟 2017 salmonid
🐟 UK
🐟 comp splatoon player for @krillstreak.bsky.social, splat fan since 2015
🔞 sfw but be 18+ please
🚫 don't DM me unless it's for comms
🎨 b: @fishammo.bsky.social!
🧡 @novatide21.bsky.social
- these things always slide in soooooooooooo fucking slowly so that you can never hit the X. also it'll teleport and jitter sometimes just because. even better if it makes you click something else
- i've just began turning javascript off on sites like this and if that doesn't work then i permanently blacklist the annoying cookie popup elements etc. works more often than not
- i do really wonder if nintendo's planning anything for splatoon's 10th anniversary in a couple weeks
- special disappreciation post to the three most useless upgrades in every papa louie game, a boost button for any cooking process that isn't the first one
- these make sense in the mobile games because you can hold multiple fingers down on the screen at once. on the pc ports they're basically just there so you have something to spend tips on, in the rare occurrence you'd even need to boost a second process just move it to the first one once it's free
- now i don't want to go pointing fingers but [full name, phone number, contact list, home address]
- DAMN EVERYONE WANTS ME
- i'm being dead serious they need to bring snake eyes back
- correction: when discord crashes and burns (harder) i think everyone should just use foundry vtt as a chatroom instead
- jesus the changes to chef and seeker this update feel so fucking good
- sad that risk of rain hostile worlds got canned not because i was looking forward to the game itself but because i wanted to see what they would've made acrid look like in that style. probably would've looked like a strange larva that escaped a sterilised petri dish then got stuck to the ceiling
- i've studied the exact timings to make sure i hit alt f4 the exact frame windows forces that dork ass copilot window open after i boot up my pc
- strange number of people in the replies to this post admitting they trust the Make Shit Up And Lie machine more than themselves. we were completely fine without this genai garbage three years ago and now you got people claiming it's too useful not to use and that without it they can't do fuck all
- i don't care what you use it for or how often you do it, it's crappy unreliable tech built off of stolen work being pushed by some of the worst people alive. it's absolute loser shit, there's nothing there. you don't need the help of some tool that makes everything up to do shit worse for you
- "but sometimes it's useful for-" no it isn't and you suck get lost
- the state of discord music bots in 2025
- capitalism once again ruins everything that proves even the slightest use or convenience to anyone all so some weird guys can get off to the idea of Line Might Go Up all hail corporate greed
- FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃FREEEEE BIRDS🆓️🦃
- watching kitchen nightmares with friends and i think we found the real life gman
- every 6 months i'll see a watermelon at the store and be like "maybe i'll like it this time" and when i buy it then eat it, it still indeed sucks as much as the last 100 times i had the same thought
- regular melons aren't much better
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- that halo that seems to follow him everywhere is really just the ever bright gleam of his smooth, glossy scalp
- bought persona 5 royal time to invest the next three months of my life towards this game and literally nothing else
- i love absurdly long jrpgs but like actually
- everyday it's a new damn error message brother what
- i think i should take a several month break from posting art publically and just practice drawing figures better and quicker lol
- my style overall has developed quite alot over the years but at the same time i feel like my actual ability beneath it has kind of just stayed the same for the better of maybe three years now. there is alotta shit i gotta learn
- i don't like it when 70% of the drawing process is agonising over how the character's body should look and if it's good or correct enough 😀
- out of all the ways your body just randomly tricks you into thinking you're about to die the worst one is that weird fucking rubber band snapping like pain you can sometimes get in your neck for a split second. like thanks man
- please look at this palico i found in the grand hub
- i desperately need there to be a plugin on this site that hides analytics and engagement numbers i really do not care
- i think i hate barrel bomb bowling
- imagine bowling but the ball has like a 86% chance of making a hard curve to the left then exploding and killing the people playing 2 lanes over. that's barrel bomb bowling
- this guy always yells "Hey! Come here! I've got an announcement!" every time i pass them and not a single time have they ever actually had an announcement
- suggestive artwork warning allowing myself to be spicy just this once. it was getting hot anyways
- my muscle memory is gonna end up making my trigger finger block anyone with this next to their name automatically
- crazy how big man has STILL won every special fest
- no the anniversary one doesn't count and neither does final fest because the circumstances are different. stop yelling at me through the windows
- this weapon is so fucking stupid lmao
- pink lady apples are the only red apple i've ever enjoyed eating
- finally completed that wilds quest that kept crashing my entire pc the minute i reached the monster. only took modding the game to immediately kill the monster upon starting the quest
- was rotating the image of lokveld without his goggles in my mind so i visualised it
- the problem is either i don't want to play any games in my steam library of 200 or i want to play too many games in my steam library of 200
- i think it should be illegal for anyone's views on JK rowling to be anything other than "kill her"
- drew a little icon yesterday as a birthday gift for a buddy!! @hubba105.bsky.social
- rip john f kennedy he would have loved valorant
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- geoffrey genocider HD
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- Splendid (i will send you the @)
