actually, jesus had a beautiful bald head. depictions of him with long hair were invented by heretic sects who sought to bury the truth. what's more likely: that the son of god had a scraggly mop of unkept locks, or that his head was clean and pure, revealed to heaven, even...holy?
May 2, 2025 17:44This is possibly a 50/50 scenario. However there is a third option. A prematurely balding Jesus. I’m not saying male pattern ‘polish your head for a quid’ bald. Just badly receding. Like me. Except I’m not 30. Far from it. I used to have a ponytail. Blessed are the cheesemakers. Or something.
that halo that seems to follow him everywhere is really just the ever bright gleam of his smooth, glossy scalp
