Chris Pyle
Average human dad of 3. I swear I am totally human and not a robot. Wait, that is what a robot would say. Crap.
- Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
- Why is he still squinting while wearing glasses. Me thinks they are fake to make him look smart. Not working.
- Almost feels real. @borowitzreport.bsky.social
- I'm still hoping for Trump to reopen the VHS factory. It would be my dream for myself and generations of my family to work ourselves to death in that factory. The Golden Age!!!!
