Channeling David
A guy who who feels he has a inner David Mitchell and Alan Davis when it comes to reacting to life, the universe, and the BS that surrounds us all.
Feeling I'm challenging Paul Merton and Ian Hislop now too.
Everyone, #ChannelTheTruth
- Someone, give this excuse of a man a Snickers!
- America's thick-witted trifecta:
- The reboot of the cartoon 'Ed, Edd n Eddy' needs a serious rethink.
- The reboot of Charlie's Angels sucks if you ask me.
- Marjorie, I know the truth confuses you and facts ain’t your strong suit—so let me break it down real slow: George Floyd didn’t die from drugs. He died because Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck for 9 minutes. That’s called murder.
- Oh MTG, Spindoctoring again like she just don't care. How would she do on the UK show 'Have I Got News For You'?
- Spindoctoring. That's what Trump and MAGA do. This term needs to return to explain what they do with the true... Spin it, Spin it, Spin it.
- Ted Cruz: "I also think the plane poses significant espionage and surveillance problems ... I certainly have concerns."
- Finding another way to sound 'Concerned' more like.
- As I left Costco today, there were a few guys standing in the rain, promoting a Bible Course. A Bible course? That is one course on Mario Kart I'll never play. And just think of the power-ups on that course. Lotus to swarm around your opponents, and the parting of water on the track.
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- I wonder now goodnhe would do on the numbers round on the Channel 4 UK intelligent daytime game show 'Countdown'? There's also letter rounds too. Would love to see him losing his shit on a show like 'TaskMaster' And finally, imagine him on 'Love Island' 🤮 And now the Shipping Forecast 🚢🚢🚢
- Why are ICE agents masked to begin with? Our law enforcement officers shouldn’t be anonymous. Ever.
- Actors and Stooges?
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- Oh, and by the way, you Twat Waffle, Laws are laws, and courts and court. You will follow the law, even if you 'feel' they are not in your way of dumb thinking. If going against the law is a crime for 'The People', shouldn't the same apply to you too, Mr Miller.
- Me think Mr Miller-Lite (in the head) needs to be deported back to Hell where they shafted him to Earth cos even he was too much for Hell to handle.
- Yeah, the Left is all woke, as in the Left have Woken up to the BS the Right, MAGA, FOX News, Newsmax, and Trump spews on us all.
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- And bribed in 1 gift?
- Welcome to the RFK Jr public health era.
- But you know the vaccines are fine for RFK Jr, MTG (she'll play her HIPPA card), Trump, his rich buddies, and the rest of his dumbass administration to take it.
- Bribery in plain sight.
- So, anyone gonna demand answers from Trump about this?
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- #HumptyTrumpty does like the backdrop.
- I thought everyone was kidding
- Before long, at this rate, there'll be no one from Fox Spews to host any of it's shitshows.
- Just for fun.
- .... only if he consents to it 🤮
- Better to make the USA into and extended Canada. So I guess the brainwashed MAGA followers, MTG, and #GrumptyTrumpy will have to be, dare I say, polite?
- Exactly
- #HumptyTrumpty only says fake info (aka LIES) in the moment that to make him and only him look good and smart. #GrumptyTrumpy
- Loophole that could let Don da Con (or Obama) take third term in White House discovered by NY Times www.rawstory.com/22nd-amendme...
- It's simple. ALL President's but Trump followed the rules. Trump doesn't like to be told what he can't do. If it's good for this President to make up rules, then allow the American People then same rights. Therefore, I order the reopening of Toys R US and Radioshack.
- And don't forget the private planes and jets.
- And he could try cosplaying as a human being who has the ability to say he did wrong, and can say sorry. At the moment, he's more cosplaying as Foghorn Leghorn... "I say, I say, I say!'
- Please can we call him President Three Dolls Five Pencils from now on?
- And President Things You Move Babies Around In
- Reporter: I was watching your face during the meeting.. what was going through your mind when the President talked about erasing the border.. Carney: I’m glad that you couldn’t tell what was going through my mind Reporter: Oh I could
- Trump talking about erasing something? So #HumptyTrumpty does know of Photoshop!
- Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
- They need to update those microchips to Windows 11 by October.
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- And character affirmed!
- If you give Trump a Snickers, who would he turn into?
- Remember, the camera never lies. But your sorry gob does nothing BUT lie, and lie, and lie. And now, the Shipping Forecast 🚢🚢🚢
- To all those who said boycotting Target was a waste of time. It wasn't. Keep it up, y'all!
- CEOs... The position shouldn't exist. I remember the new CEO of Debenhams back in 2017 having so many news plans. And look at it now. And time CEO comes in to save a company, they screw it up more often than not. Maybe the present POTUS is a CEO. Promising much, delivering to a select few.
- It's hard to feel empathy for these fools, but I've run out of fucks to give. We warned them.
- Fools, or actors. Think about it. Whenever they protest about too much about the opposition's 'failings', they are secretly trying to hide their own same failings.
- Donold, you can’t be pope. The job requires humility, grace... and literacy skills.
- .... and now the Shipping Forecast 🚢🚢🚢
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- Suggested names for the follow-up to the British comedy movie 'Nuns on the Run'.... 'Pope on the Run' Or 'Dumb on the Run'
- So what is #HumptyTrumpty saying? Americans have had it too good under other presidents? So now that he's in charge (sort of) that all Americans should start living a lower standard of life, enough that he can start referring to us as his peasant subjects?
- This Made Me Laugh!😆 You?😊💙
- And you know he's working of 'The Art of the Steal'. And maybe 'The Art of the Squeal' also.
- Just incredible
- Can I beat Trump's head against a brick wall? Yes, I know it's supposed to be me beating my head against a brick wall, but it's Trump's wall, not mine!
- If it does get canceled, he'll create a Trump AI generated NFT card showing he was there. Cos AI images are the thing and real. And Photoshop is fake. To #HumptyTrumpty, Photoshop is a shop that sells photos (Photos start from $5.99 plus state tax/VAT plus 50% tariff fee)
- Goons - The Dum-Dums that defend _ _ _ _ _ to the hilt (Fill in the blank)
- The Worst Person You Know Just Made Some Great Points
- Or maybe trying to save his own ass.
- He is D, Distasterous, He is I, Impossible, He is S, So Stupid, He is C, so Cranky, He is O O O MY FUCKING GOD! He is T, so Terrible, He is R, Rediculous, He is U, Unbelievable, He is M, totally Mental, He is Pppppp-thetic! #Trump
- #MTG, aka MAGA Touting Git! And now, the Shitting... Oops, I mean the Shipping Forecast 🚢🚢🚢
- “So that’s a no?” 🤡 @acyn.bsky.social
- 'Yes' and 'No' answers by ANYONE in politics, anywhere in the world, are not a thing. Instead, they answer in riddles and information that tells you nothing.
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- And Republicans are controlled by ____________ (Fill in the blank)
- It's time to play 'Would you... Could you... Should you... MTG?'
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- I have my first digital camera from 2003/4, Fujifilm Finepix A330. 3MP 3xOptical Zoom plus digital zoom. And a 256MB xD picture card. Yes, xD (not SD) card.
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- Nice to see something come across my feed that makes me smile and takes me back to my happy place. SNES PS PS2 XBOX GC GB GBA PSP DREAMCAST There may be trouble ahead (in this world and the US), but I need that happy place of video games of the 'Pay once and play forever era 🕹🎮🕹🎮🕹
- History is History. If you're scared or don't like the history around you, what hope is there for you liking the present, the future, and your country? And are we arresting and deporting the wrong people when there's people have hate for history, people, and country they don't like or agree with?
- MAGA (Morans Against Genuine Authority) wouldn't understand TaskMaster, as they don't have an ounce of humor other than being one big joke themselves. And now, the Shipping Forecast 🚢🚢🚢
- America is… cooked.
- America is cooked? More like he left America in the McDonalds frier and left there.
- Trump acts against the law and the Constitution. Trump then calls out his enemies as the ones breaking the law. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
