Dr Rubberduck, Esq
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him)
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
- Posting like we're having a breakdown is it, Mr Kelly?
- Hell yeah I like CLOWN PORN: Cuddling Long walks Opening up to my partner Writing poems for my love Never letting a special moment slip by Pornography with clowns in Organising cute dates Respecting my partner's emotions Noticing what makes my partner smile
- Hell yeah I'm HORNY Have Often Remembered Nexcruciatingly Yembarassingthingsthathappenedinthepastandwantedtheworldtoswallowmewhole
- Reddit Vagina Criticiser And Vagina Respecter Are both very strong forums usernames. Also: what the FUCK
- Some kind folks have recently bought me a coffee! For that, they get some knuckle tattoos! It's win-win! If YOU want a pair of SICK TATS yourself, mosey on over to ko-fi.com/guy and support your local dickhead! Or don't! That's fine too! This is mainly a thread of thanks! So there!
- Local pub have put their prices up. £10.10 for a pint and a bag of scratchings. Fuck THAT. Time to get into homebrew/solvent abuse
- "Come, come, Mr Bond" Like, yeah. Obviously. What else am I going to come? Orange juice? A pool cue? get a grip m8
- Watched Sisu yesterday. What a treat. Watch Sisu! Live its values!
- Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1.30pm! Hooray? www.twitch.tv/brainmage
- A Captain Planet situation but the rings are Horny, Sad, Frustrated, Hopeless and Daft, and when you put them together I appear and say "oh god what now"
