Dr Rubberduck, Esq
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him)
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
- Posting like we're having a breakdown is it, Mr Kelly?
- Hell yeah I like CLOWN PORN: Cuddling Long walks Opening up to my partner Writing poems for my love Never letting a special moment slip by Pornography with clowns in Organising cute dates Respecting my partner's emotions Noticing what makes my partner smile
- Hell yeah I'm HORNY Have Often Remembered Nexcruciatingly Yembarassingthingsthathappenedinthepastandwantedtheworldtoswallowmewhole
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- Reddit Vagina Criticiser And Vagina Respecter Are both very strong forums usernames. Also: what the FUCK
- Some kind folks have recently bought me a coffee! For that, they get some knuckle tattoos! It's win-win! If YOU want a pair of SICK TATS yourself, mosey on over to ko-fi.com/guy and support your local dickhead! Or don't! That's fine too! This is mainly a thread of thanks! So there!
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- Local pub have put their prices up. £10.10 for a pint and a bag of scratchings. Fuck THAT. Time to get into homebrew/solvent abuse
- "Come, come, Mr Bond" Like, yeah. Obviously. What else am I going to come? Orange juice? A pool cue? get a grip m8
- Watched Sisu yesterday. What a treat. Watch Sisu! Live its values!
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- Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1.30pm! Hooray? www.twitch.tv/brainmage
- A Captain Planet situation but the rings are Horny, Sad, Frustrated, Hopeless and Daft, and when you put them together I appear and say "oh god what now"
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- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, EsqThought for the day.
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- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, Esq"i dont know what id do widdout my chatgpt 🥺👉👈" Oh my god go back to Baby School you fucking failure
- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, EsqOf course the original JRPG is still the best. That's right: John, Ringo, Paul and George
- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, Esqthe only line you need to read from this article is a quote from the great @tristanl.ee
- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, Esq"ai is inevitable" no you are just a weak coward
- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, EsqIf this were printed on the label of a pasta sauce jar, I’d buy it by the case.
- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, Esq[1st date] (thinks) dont let her know youre a 1990 cracktro her: so what do yo- me: PARADOX PROUDLY PRESENTS J M S O D A E P N UNLIMITED LIVES OFF UNLIMITED MACKEREL OFF SADDAM FEARS PARADOX PRODUCTIONS!! GET EM BOYS!!
- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, EsqI know UK politics can be hard to understand for people who aren’t familiar with it, if you find it confusing the key thing to understand is that the UK operates under a political system known as “loserocracy” where the country must always be run by some loser
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- YouTube guy who chose his username way in the past before pivoting to different content all "Whats up you guys, this is slutfucker69 and today we're going to be talking about the new pope, and how the Catholic church is reacting to him!"
- Ideally I'd like a lifechanging sum of money, the kind of orgasm that gives you tinnitus for a bit afterwards, and the ability to explode bastards with the power of my mind. That's really not too much to ask, surely?
- Me looking upon your works: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me despairing: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck
- I am, fundamentally, too much of a silly billy to have a job that's all emails and spreadsheets and pretending that it matters.
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- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, Esqancient sumerian stand up comedian: who heckles from beneath me? do you not see how high my ziggurat is? the gods look upon me! (realizing that comedy comes from shared humility) but they look at me with disdain
- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, Esqthe way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers
- Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 3.30pm! Or thereabouts! A late lunch! I'm a busy man! www.twitch.tv/brainmage
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- So obviously people who fall in love with videogame characters are cranks, but Lune from Clair Obscur is my wife and I would doe for her.
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- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, EsqOh wrestling is fake? Then explain this
- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, EsqSo pleased we’ve identified foreign carehome workers who do the toughest jobs for fuck all money as the big problem with the country. Was worried it might be someone else.
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- I have realised that it's impossible to say "I would like to incorporate more sausages into my diet" without sounding like Bob Mortimer.
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- I am FIRMLY on team "if you couldn't be arsed to write it, why should I bother reading it?"
- From the cicadas'point of view, this is one of the most Lovecraftian things I can possibly imagine
- MODS????
- Inspired by the latest @10bux.bsky.social episode, I had a peek at the lepers colony. Damn it's good to see that some things never change.
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- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, EsqFUN FACT: Helen Hunt is a stage name, her given name is The Iliad
- Reposted by Dr Rubberduck, EsqPoverty makes us strangers. Division makes us strangers. Decline makes us strangers. Misery makes us strangers. Fear makes us strangers. Destitution makes us strangers.
- Super excited to see the results of this shoot - @writing-in-rags.bsky.social was an absolute delight of a photographer. I felt safe and comfortable throughout, and the in-camera shots I saw looked *sick as hell*
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- Tried to do a drawing of when I did a boudoir type shoot a while ago. Christ I'm good at art.
- Developing a SCUBA device for huffing panties - the self-contained underwear breathing apparatus
