Colin
The “Tom Hanks of Bluesky,” or so I’ve been told. Wrote a couple true crime books, and a whole bunch of skeets. NY Post once called me a "woke Wikipedia user." Opinions are mine. He/him
- Kendrick Lamar at MetLife Stadium when he got to that line. You know the one.
- Who ISN’T?!
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- “Pee’s stored in the balls”
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- Gov. Sanders, Arkansas urge leopards to stop eating THEIR faces
- According to Paramount Plus, it appears I’m about to die…
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- *playing with my phone* SON: Daddy, why are there so many ads?! ME: Um... because of capitalism, buddy. SON: I hate capitalism! Capitalism is a POOP!
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- Reposted by ColinThis picture may haunt me to the end of my days. It is an ICE agent taking an axe to the car window of an immigrant in New Bedford, MA. Not far from where I sit now. An immigrant with no criminal record was abducted by this smiling man. An axe taken to a car window and to our democracy. 1/ #MomSky
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- Just bought my tickets for the Newport Jazz Festival!!!
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- Jazz prodigy Joey Alexander and his trio at the Birdland Jazz Club. Fantastic, fantastic music…
- Hanging out with the awesome @eileenmnoonan.bsky.social tonight, about to watch some NYC jazz!!!
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- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a cautionary tale earning against the perils of the Deadly Sins, like gluttony, greed, sloth, and, erm… gum-chewing
- SERENITY NOW
- Between work, getting my car repaired, and talking to tech support about a package I ordered two months ago but never received, the sheer amount out of incompetence I’ve had to navigate through today has been rather overwhelming…
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- Reposted by ColinBring back proper games journalism.
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- Surface patriotism but no substance. Nationalism wrapped in a sugar-flavored package. A corporate product wrapped in a flag to sell more units. How many metaphors can you fit into one shitty product?!?!
- That moment when I get Facebook invites from people I’m already Facebook friends with…
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- Was just reading about how people like Weezer’s Buddy Holly because they’re nostalgic about the 90s, and the song’s music video was a nostalgic tribute to the 70s show Happy Days, which itself was a nostalgic tribute to the 50s…
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- My son, who is 6, asked this morning if he had to go to school today. When I said yes, he said "MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!"
- Sometimes I think Trump is the worst businessman in the world, but Elon truly gives him a run for his money...
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- For sale: baby shoes, never worn . . . . . . . . . . . because they are really tacky
- Truly mind-boggling to me that there are still some people who see headlines like this every day and still think Trump is doing a great job...
- Going through emails after a week-long vacation is the closest experience I’ll ever have to hacking through dense jungle foliage with a machete…
- That feeling when you win a very small, extremely casual, no-money March Madness bracket competition at work...
- I would've bet anything Duke had this tournament all wrapped up. What a game...
- Duke blew a good five seconds not fouling quickly enough there. Probably because this team is basically NEVER in the situation where they have to play the foul game at the end...
- This game is NUTS
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- I was rooting for UConn, but I also had hoped UCLA would be more competitive. They've been a great team and really fun to watch, and Lauren Betts especially is so awesome...
- Ok, Azzi Fudd too. Holy shit, she is on fire...
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- This is a Paige Bueckers stan account, btw...
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- It’s great how by the end of a family vacation you’ve made wonderful memories that will last a lifetime and also want to absolutely throttle your children at the exact same time…
- Looks like Lady is devouring construction workers again…
- A lot of people look ridiculous when they ride roller coasters, but I always manage to maintain an aura of dignity and composure…
- We had to wash chocolate off my kid’s stuffed Dumbo, and now he looks like he’s been waterboarded to death and left hanging as a warning to the others…
- Facebook is apparently now making me think things I would never ever think about…
- Reposted by ColinThis is so blatantly illegal. If Musk isn’t prosecuted for this, we might as well throw out democracy and turn it over to our billionaire lords and landed gentry. It’s over.
- So it’s official… I am now “over forty” 😕
- Just rode in the Millennium Falcon, no big deal… 💅
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- Apparently you don’t always see the lions on the Animal Kingdom safari ride, but today they were all out there striking National Geographic poses…
- This is my new buddy Tubbs. He’s a mix between an Alpine pygmy goat and Nigerian Dwarf goat. They usually live about seven years, but this dude is EIGHTEEN years old…
