Nicholas Wallace
Professor of Constitutional Law at Princeton Law School, specializing in the 18th Amendment. Former legal analyst for Crossfire.
- Dudes will really make “being severely obnoxious to everyone within hearing distance” their whole personality by driving a souped up dodge charger
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- and a leaf blower to clear the small handful of cut grass that the mower spits into their driveway
- This guy’s ex whistling to herself while she oils her chainsaw
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- Replies as art #2
- I said “ope” 4 times on a 25 second elevator ride today, what level of Midwest is that
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- Might be southern. I say whoops, but sparingly, more of a garnish than a staple
- What do we want? SOMETHING! When do we want it?? EVENTUALLY!!
- I donno guys, new pope seems like a bit of a jesus freak
- This violates federal law by the way. 15 U.S.C. § 2053: "Any member of the Commission may be removed by the President for neglect of duty or malfeasance in office but for no other cause."
- Chicago Tribune being very chill about the new Pope
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- That’s bad!
- Instantly catapulted into God tier Italian restaurant status (having a photo of the pope on your wall)
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- I did not know about this. Incredible
- Bluesky has the non-alcoholic communion wine
- Pope's brother (John) lives in Chicago's south suburbs. “Truth be told, his heart lies with missionary work,” John said. “Helping the poorer side of life or the downtrodden, so to speak.”
- not even God etc etc
- South Side Pope means the Chicago White Sox have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (prove the existence of God by making the playoffs)
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View full threadSTILL HOPE FOR THE SOX
- Excellent work by @stltoday.com, who nonetheless buried the lede: Pope Bob is a White Sox fan, per their reporting. www.stltoday.com/news/local/m...
- Confirmed by Richard Nixon. We are back
- On pure name recognition, no other city can match Chicago's top 3 (Barack Obama, Pope Leo XIV, and Pete Wentz)
- Chicago has had a President and a Pope within a 10 year span, we're one CCP chairman from the Triple Crown. We can do this
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- but does God know that?
- Saints in Sox
- lmao White Sox really can't catch a break man
- This is the plot of a sequel to Angels in the Outfield called Saints on the South Side
- 🎶 When the world needs a Pope And it watches for smoke That’s a Conclave 🎵
- As someone who believes in the concept of civic virtue, I feel it's important to periodically brush up on important moments in American History
- The 2016 election was a turning point for this country. We could have had Baja Blast on the shelves of every Seven-11 in America. We made the wrong DEWcision and we're still paying for it to this day.
- Santa Ono's word is his bond in the sense that it's a fungible asset that he is happy to exchange for some real estate in Florida
- Santa Ono withdrew his signature from the AAU&C letter. what a sniveling worm. www.aacu.org/newsroom/a-c...
- Vatican Announces Partnership with OpenAI; Church Will Implement "AGI Conclave" if Human Cardinals Fail to Select New Pope by End of Week
- Baja Blast smoke means the next Pope is a crunchwrap supreme
- Current* conditions near St. Ignace, MI:
- would
- Current* conditions near Beaver Island, MI:
- would
- Listening to radio, just heard the phrase “Christmas is very much at risk.” Things are going great
- Donald Trump's War on Christmas
- Not the last time we hear that phrase, I suspect
- Neutral Milk Hotel’s next album will be called In The Aeroplane Under the Sea
- Breaking: Another F/A-18 fighter jet from the Truman aircraft carrier has been lost in the Red Sea, the second jet lost from the carrier in just over a week, per 4 people familiar w/the incident. 2 aviators ejected and were recovered by helo with minor injuries. www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/p...
- Ok, I have found one (1) reason to like tariffs, but everyone is going to hate me for saying it.
- /googles "tariff effect on leaf blower"
- The 2026 senate map is brutal man. Like this is ugly
- Too many on the right just talk about textualism. Pete Hegseth lives it
- MY WIFE: who are you texting? ME: nobody WIFE: ‘nobody’ sure is making you smile ME: … WIFE: who is it?? ME: don’t worry about it! WIFE: tell me who it is or I’m leaving you ME: fine… I’m texting Pete Hegseth again
- This is so strange. This AP article about Trump’s interview just … doesn’t mention that he said he doesn’t know whether he has a duty to uphold the constitution.
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- The interviewer asked if he has a duty to uphold the Constitution. That IS the oath of office.
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- The title and lede reference due process rights but not upholding the Constitution itself. He swore to uphold the Constitution in his oath of office, so saying “I don’t know” to that specific question is a huge problem
- The author is an award-winning journalist who gave a speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner so there must be a serious journalism reason he didn’t cover the first time in history a president has waffled about his oath of office
- Not every outlet shares the AP’s journalistic judgment on that one
- Page One in Philly: @inquirer.com
- President Trump Announces Ambitious New Economic Plan: Personally Insulting Every American to Their Face
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- Yes. It’s like improv
