Nicholas Wallace
Professor of Constitutional Law at Princeton Law School, specializing in the 18th Amendment. Former legal analyst for Crossfire.
- Reposted by Nicholas WallaceLove all the technology making our lives better
- Dudes will really make “being severely obnoxious to everyone within hearing distance” their whole personality by driving a souped up dodge charger
- Reposted by Nicholas Wallacethem: anna, why do you keep talking about this? why do you care so much? me: uhhh… bc the Trump administration is lying — to you, to judges — about who's actually in charge of the organization that's actively nuking the federal government???
- This guy’s ex whistling to herself while she oils her chainsaw
- I said “ope” 4 times on a 25 second elevator ride today, what level of Midwest is that
- What do we want? SOMETHING! When do we want it?? EVENTUALLY!!
- I donno guys, new pope seems like a bit of a jesus freak
- This violates federal law by the way. 15 U.S.C. § 2053: "Any member of the Commission may be removed by the President for neglect of duty or malfeasance in office but for no other cause."
- Reposted by Nicholas WallaceSo therefore the court finds that she does not pose danger to community or present risk of flight. THE COURT ORDERS THE GOVERNMENT TO RELEASE OZTURK FROM CUSTODY IMMEDIATELY. "Ms. Ozturk is free to return to her home in Massachusetts."
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- Chicago Tribune being very chill about the new Pope
- Instantly catapulted into God tier Italian restaurant status (having a photo of the pope on your wall)
- Bluesky has the non-alcoholic communion wine
- Pope's brother (John) lives in Chicago's south suburbs. “Truth be told, his heart lies with missionary work,” John said. “Helping the poorer side of life or the downtrodden, so to speak.”
- not even God etc etc
- On pure name recognition, no other city can match Chicago's top 3 (Barack Obama, Pope Leo XIV, and Pete Wentz)
- Reposted by Nicholas WallaceYou mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.
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- Reposted by Nicholas Wallacegonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
- Chicago has had a President and a Pope within a 10 year span, we're one CCP chairman from the Triple Crown. We can do this
- South Side Pope means the Chicago White Sox have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (prove the existence of God by making the playoffs)
- 🎶 When the world needs a Pope And it watches for smoke That’s a Conclave 🎵
- As someone who believes in the concept of civic virtue, I feel it's important to periodically brush up on important moments in American History
- Santa Ono's word is his bond in the sense that it's a fungible asset that he is happy to exchange for some real estate in Florida
- Santa Ono withdrew his signature from the AAU&C letter. what a sniveling worm. www.aacu.org/newsroom/a-c...
- Reposted by Nicholas Wallaceme, confidently on the right side of history: “go arrest those college students for sitting”
- Vatican Announces Partnership with OpenAI; Church Will Implement "AGI Conclave" if Human Cardinals Fail to Select New Pope by End of Week
- Baja Blast smoke means the next Pope is a crunchwrap supreme
- Listening to radio, just heard the phrase “Christmas is very much at risk.” Things are going great
- Neutral Milk Hotel’s next album will be called In The Aeroplane Under the Sea
- Breaking: Another F/A-18 fighter jet from the Truman aircraft carrier has been lost in the Red Sea, the second jet lost from the carrier in just over a week, per 4 people familiar w/the incident. 2 aviators ejected and were recovered by helo with minor injuries. www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/p...
- The 2026 senate map is brutal man. Like this is ugly
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- Too many on the right just talk about textualism. Pete Hegseth lives it
- MY WIFE: who are you texting? ME: nobody WIFE: ‘nobody’ sure is making you smile ME: … WIFE: who is it?? ME: don’t worry about it! WIFE: tell me who it is or I’m leaving you ME: fine… I’m texting Pete Hegseth again
- This is so strange. This AP article about Trump’s interview just … doesn’t mention that he said he doesn’t know whether he has a duty to uphold the constitution.
- Reposted by Nicholas WallacePage One in Philly: @inquirer.com
- President Trump Announces Ambitious New Economic Plan: Personally Insulting Every American to Their Face
- Reposted by Nicholas WallaceNo. You need to send the President you got to jail first. We locked up 7 governors to get this one.
