Viktor Winetrout
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Contributor: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
- People take seppuku so seriously. Just have fun with it.
- lmao i just learned about the guy who made kanye's grammy outfit. meet doug.
- the first pic killed me
- Don’t tell me how to lift my baby
- David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn
- Instead of being a hero, just for one day, how bout you try cleaning your room
- Amazon fired me for trying to start a union and putting a snake in my boss’s Ford Bronco
- Classic win win
- An elderly Jason Bourne being slowly chased through a nursing home after he's falsely accused of stealing a pudding cup
- I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘cat looking for: ⚪️ A relationship ⚪️ A friendship 🔘 little a salami
- In hindsight, letting the witch who lives in a gingerbread house babysit for us was a terrible idea
- It’s a great time to be alive if you’re a piece of shit who doesn't like consequences
