Tyler, from the Internet
Microblogging until they let me macroblog.
Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. Filmmaker, more or less. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him
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- Absolutely cooked.
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- Photo 1: 8:30am Photo 2: 3:25pm (just before he walked in the front door) We is knackered.
- HIGH WAY TO THE GAMING ZONE
- Right? 🤣
- MAN THE SHIT CANNON
- I FIRED THE SHIT CLAYMORES
- Roger Rabbit vs. the One Ring
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View full threadBob Hoskins as Aragorn
- "He's reforged the dumb dumbs of Narsil..."
- now convinced that my cat knows what days of the week are because whenever i go out on a weekday she is aggressively accusatory when i come home
- my dog just went outside and refused to come in, looking longingly at his daycare across the street he knows days of the week (he goes on wednesday) but not hours of the day (he goes at 7:30 not 1AM)
- I’ve created so many shitposts I could build a shitfence.
- Roger would be utterly incorruptible by the One Ring. "There's only one ring I care about, and that's the one I gave my Jessica!" And then an Uruk hits him with a frying pan.
- “Based on a true story” means it happened more or less like this, but with ugly people.
- "Rrrradagast has mmme runnin' RAGGED, I tells ya! Anyway, about that ring I wasn't supposed to lose." "You lost it?" "No, let's not be silly. No. I swallowed it." Aragorn pulls his hat down on his head and steam comes out of his ears.
- Q&A from a talk I gave last week. Q: "What do you think is the biggest threat in cybersecurity right now? Is it post-quantum computing? Is it AI?" A: Fascism. It's fascism.
- Andor has done the remarkable feat of making a show that was cancelled too early but then managed to get a feature film to finish the story, only they made the movie first.
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View full threadI'll refrain from season 2 spoilers because not everybody's watched it but the whole show when paired with Rogue One is just amazing. I know Andor couldn't have gotten made without Rogue One existing first, so it's not perfectly perfect, but that's part of war too, isn't it, how imperfect it is
- I need to go and have a marathon watch of both series and the film ASAP
- if I played The Game from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “The Game”, I could stop playing easily, any time that I wanted
- It’s nice that Tolkien gave the One Ring a nice simple power like invisibility because nowadays it’d probably summon a wisecracking cartoon rabbit or something, actually that would have made Lord of the Rings better never mind
- Spoilers for Andor I guess but when the baby kicked the wheat
- Wait why did they recast Bail Organa but not just recast for Tarkin?? Charles Dance was right there!
- Cutscene Tarkin is a bizarre unforced error
- it’s really weird when you think about it
- Ironically, the guy who played Partigas would have been an amazing Tarkin. He looks like he came straight from a Hammer set in 1970.
- Also they only know each other during what is effectively a suicide mission of course lol
- Mass Effect says what
- ok speaking of Tarkin, was the Tarkin massacre literally him landing his ship on a crowd of people
- Yep, that's exactly it. People wouldn't clear Palmo Square on Ghorman, so he had the ship crush them.
- Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
- smol and rainproof a perfect assassin
- honestly learning how much andor doesn’t trust the force healer makes the presence of blind force warrior in rogue one that much cooler
- Once I’m less emotionally destroyed I can’t wait to watch Rogue One again
- same. i’m staying up late to rewatch it tonight.
- Andor and K2's relationship plays really well between Andor and Rogue One
- I certainly did not shout “you goddamn clueless Democrat rule obeyers” at the screen at any point during the finale (or at any time during Rebels or Ahsoka)
- Rebellions are built on hope, nice call back to the spacefrench kid Andor
- RED... THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN.... BLUE... THE MILK OF WEIRD SPACE WALRUSES...
- Andor
- Related, in a stupid way.
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- the end felt a little anticlimactic, but that's clearly just to make me want to rewatch Rogue One now (it's working)
- people.... if you don't follow fickle filly already, there is going to be a damned awkward silence the next time you and I meet. 3K....
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- Kat, I really appreciate the kindness that you and your friends have shown me. Thank you 😊
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- Pete Rose raped children and today Rob Manfred paved the way for him to receive the highest honor Major League Baseball can bestow.
- [This account is deactivated/deleted, or was taken down by their PDS (Bluesky PBC)]
- Please call a family member and read this to them aloud