Samuel H. Lowe
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- Reposted by Samuel H. LoweI wish I was there for myself as much as I am for others.
- Reposted by Samuel H. LoweKinda want to burn it all down, kinda want to go get ice cream.
- Reposted by Samuel H. Lowemaneater is my favorite song about eating a man
- Reposted by Samuel H. Loweme: pardon me while I slip into something more comfortable *returns to the sea*
- Reposted by Samuel H. LoweSlim Jim is short for Slimothy James
- Reposted by Samuel H. LoweRegretfully closing applications for me to be your Canadian girlfriend due to overwhelming demand
- Reposted by Samuel H. LoweNO ONE: ME: How does the man in the moon cut his hair? ABSOLUTELY NO ONE: ME: Eclipse it!
- Reposted by Samuel H. Loweplease, my rhetorical questions, who will take them so seriously it ruins their day? who? WHO?
- Reposted by Samuel H. LoweReverse cowgirl so I can eat my bucket of KFC.
- Reposted by Samuel H. Lowei don’t have any parlor tricks may i interest you in a creepy basement shower trick
