Timo Thee Stallionet
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- Remember when Big Water tried to convince everyone that water is better in scrambled eggs?
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- One of my absolute favorite things to resort to is a life of crime
- Reposted by Timo Thee StallionetLove all the technology making our lives better
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- It's one of the most complex consumer products ever created how much could it cost, $5 an hour?
- Haven't been able to get this one out of my head. A 25 cent pill, which treats a rare form of cancer, which can save 10's of thousands of people, and this company charges $1,000 per pill. They did not discover the drug, nor did they discover its ability to treat. www.propublica.org/article/revl...
- Reposted by Timo Thee StallionetAOC: "We need to be talking about ICE agents and the cowardly policy of covering their faces
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- I think it was this. 70 minutes of scratching. Not sure why I even thought I would enjoy it
- What's the worst CD you've ever purchased? 🎁 defector.com/whats-the-wo...
- Huge Tits Secretary DESTROYS Seven Year Old Tax Returns
- Reposted by Timo Thee StallionetPope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast
- As a kid it made no sense to me why it was bad that Dr Huxtable liked to eat hoagies and now I eat one Italian hoagie per year and it's a near death experience
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- I find octocaninism fascinating. I'm just a hobbyist though, I could never have that many dogs.
- Reposted by Timo Thee Stallioneti will absolutely never put on the top sheet. fitted sheet and a good blanket or two is all you will ever need. top sheet is a scam!!!! wake up !!!!!
- Reposted by Timo Thee StallionetI don’t know man, what could it possibly be?
- It's time for Nabisco to admit that Oreo "mega" stuff is actually the correct ratio of cookie to filling. They should apologize to and/or compensate those of us who bought underfilled Oreos for our entire lives.
- Reposted by Timo Thee StallionetBigoted Asshole Makes The Best Barbecue theonion.com/bigoted...
- Reposted by Timo Thee Stallionetbrace beldin is on the most insane run of posting i’ve ever seen in my life
- Watching Bo Nickal get absolutely folded by some Dutch guy in front of an Iowa crowd was incredibly satisfying
- Fernando is unbelievable
- Back in my day if a guy wanted to influence teenage boys he had to have a goatee and wear a tall velvet top hat and teach you how to insult and lie to girls you liked.
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- Reposted by Timo Thee StallionetIt's a brutal time for young men, & to be raising one. The primary message they now get is "YOU'RE A SEWER TURTLE" without any meaningful attempt to offer healthy pathways beyond "a rat will train you to be a ninja.” Absolutely perfect time for right wing monsters to sweep in with Shreddy answers.
- Bad news, gang, the CVS down the block, which has had beer on sale since it opened over a year ago, is suddenly charging full price. Tariff misery is upon us.
- I've seen almost everything Danny McBride's made except for some reason Foot First Way and now that I've seen it I think you can't fully understand McBride/Jody Hill's comedy until you do.
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- This guy's story arc is like something out of an 80s movie. An unlikely progressive hero gets elected to the Senate, has a stroke, instantly transforming him into a Republican, while the press and everyone around him tries to acts like it's all pretty normal.
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- Reposted by Timo Thee StallionetThis will make your Gen X and Millennial friends day
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- SCOOP: Two Democratic aides and a lawmaker told @adriancarrasquillo.bsky.social that House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries has discouraged further member excursions to El Salvador
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- I really hate when my predecessor leaves me with bad numbers resulting in an overhang that delays my boom.
- I think you should be allowed to drive in the carpool lane alone if you have social anxiety
