Texas Krusty
Fightin’ Texas liberal. 30-year D flack. Cat and dog dude. Don’t do drugs (unless you brought enough to share). Clinically diagnosed Justice Complex. Still 6' 5". ATX
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- Leave Ronnie’s body at the door.
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- ‘You said in 2017 you would have a health care plan before Congress in two weeks. Where is that plan? You could do that on literally a thousand subjects
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- You get another 4 pencils for giving up one of your 5 dolls.
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- And getting a lot of Americans killed. The world doesn’t fit preconceived notions of what it should be. Bush and Cheney did that and it got us 9/11
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- Because you have the filter set on 70s horror movie.
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- We all knew. They will get rid of it the second it imperils something they truly care about. The great thing is they need it more than we do and they won’t hold the Senate forever. Imagine Obamacare or the green new deal without needing 60 votes
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- Good.
- Senator Alsobrooks: You’ve been unable to address specific questions about your agency. Can you name which office the Safe to Sleep program operates out of? RFK Jr.: Guesses wrong 5 times Alsobrooks: It is the Eunice Kennedy Shriver NICHD.
- OUCH!
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- Now let’s do Boer on the floor
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- Bonds was the best player in baseball before he ever took steroids. He took them after seeing the money and live the steroid guys got for hitting dingers. So he then became the best home run hitter, too. You can hate the man, but everyone during that was is suspect and the owners loved it.
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- Only thing she was wrong about was the % of deplorable voters.
- "The issue isn’t that Democrats lack young talent. It’s that anyone who threatens the party’s donor class or foreign policy consensus, young or old, is filtered out." www.currentaffairs.org/news/david-h...
- The party is broken.
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- Cruz would probably invite you to watch with him.
- "Exaggeration"? If the Republican bill is passed as-is, then 13.7 million will lose health coverage. That's what CBO said, the result of 7.7m from the GOP bill, 4.2m from tax credits GOP isn't extending, and 1.8m from a Trump marketplace rule GOP isn't rescinding or modifying. 13.7m. It's a fact.
- In the first 15 minutes of the E&C markup, the number 13.7 million uninsured has already come up twice. It's an exaggeration of what the GOP bill would do. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/u...
- Imagine that. A NU Times reporter once again getting it wrong based on believing what the Republicans tell them. Would be nice if they would stop swallowing GOP lies, but they just love that sugar high.
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- Trump admires their moxy.
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- ‘If you build it, he will come.’ Rose: ‘Just like I came in the 16 year old that time.’
- the thing thing about the admonition to “not take the bait” is that while it makes sense in the context of an election — where you are trying to communicate a narrow set of ideas broadly — it does not make sense in the context of “how do we make this president as unpopular as possible”
- For instance, Trump’s immigration numbers have stabilized since Van Hollen’s trip. Why? Because Ds have done nothing and said little about that case. They simply refuse to get that the media isn’t going to talk about it if you don’t give them something NEW.
- i don’t care all that much about biden but i am struck by how these latest revelations are less “journalism” than tabloid gossip
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- They have been doing that non-stop since Bill Clinton. They launder GOP oppo attacks as real news and then. Continue to beat that drum. As Joh Marshall says, the DC press is hard wired for Republicans.
- This is good but it's a reminder Murphy and every other senator could be doing this on *everything* that otherwise goes through on unanimous consent, and they refuse to do that.
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- Andy, I have been assured that Schumer is doing all he can and using every tool in his arsenal.
- NYT doesn't believe in context. I really want you to grasp that.
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- It is purposeful by the Times. My theory is they didn’t like Clinton and feel like the GHW Bush incident with the grocery line bar scanner was unfair. The editorial thumb in the scale since the early 90s has always gone one way.
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- Will this before or after we have colonized Mars and he has fully autonomous vehicles?
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- Hey why don’t you stick your XXXX up your ass?
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- Because Democrats stopped talking about El Salvador and pretty much anything about Abrego. Big surprise
[Not loaded yet]- Not the point but this was not in 2008. More like 1998.
- Weaponization Czar
- Kinsey gaffe title
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- Did we learn fuck all from the Obama years? He became a star with his One America speech in 04 and the Republicans have spent the last 21 years screaming ‘fuck that!’ Spoiler alert: none of these idiots are Obama and even he figured it out before the end of his term.
- Change a letter, ruin a band Dink Floyd
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- No really? Thanks for the arm invitation, mate.
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- Born in Brisbane. Not my fault my parents left when I was three.
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- It’s actually insane that there’s an argument happening here over whether the plane grift is “corruption” What are we even doing?
- We’re doing Ny Times logic, Kai. Reality may have a liberal bias, but the view from nowhere is pure MAGA
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- Well la de da. Check out Mr. Fancy Pants over here. Talks more than just in ‘Merican.
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- Getting my Australian passport. Need to work on my ‘throw another shrimp on the Barbie’ and ‘chazzwozzle’.
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- In a different state than the one you represent.
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- The only question is Terminator or Matrix. And, if I am being honest, the machines kinda had a point.
- by the standard laid out here, famously corrupt fictional character clay davis was not engaged in corruption
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- Oh, sure. 7 years and $100 million only found a lie about a blowjob. Another $40 million would have finally found the ‘How I Commit a Million Crimes a Day & Get Away With It’ memo.
- Every single ICE employee should be in prison.
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- Even Big Balls?
- "Do you think it would've been better if the president hadn't announced the bribe? If he'd just accepted it secretly?"
- The pentagon’s well know jumbo jet airstrip.
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- I think the problem is that, so often, the sternly worded letter is followed by…nothing.
- Seventeen years ago today. The guys in the booth must have had fun rolling on this. 🤡
- I think you mean 27 years
- to lose one may be a mishap to lose two looks like carelessness to lose three is a comedy bit to lose four is like, everyone is sick of the bit and you’re gonna need to drop five more planes before it’s funny again
- Another Navy jet falls into sea, marking fourth major mishap in months wapo.st/4dlyTda
- It’s the end of the ‘I didn’t do it’ gag. Next one gets a Woozle Wuzzle from the audience.
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- But not those damn Clinton’s! We’ll find something soon!
- I wrote about Trump's ostensible plan to tax the rich, and how the media bites on his propaganda.
- They want to because they want him to succeed. Just like he would pay for everyone’s IVF. Anything but report the truth about the man. Always soften and make him appear reasonable and more moderate.
- Screw your favorite book, which was the first that upset you? A Wrinkle in Time was mine. The possessed baby scared the everloving shit out of me. My babysitter had to call my mom to come home early because I was hysterical.
- The Wump World. One of my very first books and why I am a flaming environmentalist.
- The next was Too Close to Call about the 2000 recall.
- ok everyone, without checking, what does 'the Immaculate Conception' refer to
- Franco Harris’s reception for a TD against the Raiders in the early 70s, obviously.
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- I wish Tolkien old return with an army of the dead to smite all these whacko right wingers who clearly missed the whole point of his novels. You’re Sauraman. You’re the fucking orcs. You’re the bad guys, not the heroes.
- Aaaand there it is.
- Ahem. ILLEGAL layoffs.
- The trump library of congress takeover is even worse than u think, story coming shortly
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- This is what I thought 2017!would look like. The thought that he appointed too many decent people in 2017 hits me, I shudder. It is like every person in the executive is G. Gordon Liddy.
