Calamity Thomas Jane
Moron with Gravitas
- Andor is among the best of Star Wars, but what is up with the pointless backstory (in both seasons)?
- What a shame. Couldn't happen to a nicer company.
- Good thing we've got competent individuals at the top levels of government.
- My glasses arrive tomorrow! That’s going to save me at least a few minutes between climbing out of bed and going to mcdonalds then sitting in my car for several minutes while keeping an eye on Teams before I finally go inside the house to prep for the first meeting at work
- Learned today that everyone who liked Star Wars in 1977 were just children and all subsequent criticisms of Lucas’ Star Wars movies are thus invalid
- What is *it* that will be plasured, Ruby?
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- Woo! Yay! Another fucking pope that tried to protect a child molester. www.pillarcatholic.com/p/vatican-co...
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- My favorite part of Disco Elysium
- lena dunham probably voted for Eric Adams so net gain.
- @williebhines.bsky.social is the nicest guy and I dare call him a friend. Not a super close one. We haven't gone to Dave and Busters together. Yet.
- People follow me?
- Warby Parker is partnered with my vision insurance, MetLife! Yay! But they're out of network so what's the fucking point?
- 🎶GNASHED HIS TEETH AND BIT THE RECESS LADY’S BREAST HOW COULD I FORGET?🎶
- How much could 28 dolls cost? Four dollars?
- People don’t understand that I’m ahead of my time; not “unlikeable” or a “fucking weirdo creep.”
- Some of these Columbo episodes go places
- Rita is too much of a Disney Princess to be aware that the fire does not belong inside the tent.
- The anticipation is the most erotic part of a Teams meeting.
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- Is Brian Huskey the new Bob Balaban?
- I’m in a lab to get my blood drawn, but it also serves as a sauna
