slurpberg
KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!
- if you told the founding fathers that in 250 years an american would be elected pope, theyd all become crown loyalists immediately
- i dont condone what happened to salman rushdie but ive managed to live my life just fine without getting fatwa'd. its pretty easy.
- everyones tough until the allegation deluge starts
- INTROVERTS belong in CAMPS
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- modern astrology was invented to amuse habsburgs who looked like this. guess i dont know whats feminist about that but i dont know a lotta stuff!
- the curse continues
- at a certain point you just gotta electrocute a guys testicles forever
- after four-five get gaddafi'd on camera, the rest would surely catch on
- 20% of americans gotta be khmer rouge'd
- elon musk has significantly lowered my opinion on autistic people
- it must feel so good to wake up in the morning and knowing you're turkish
- was yoda a zionist ?
- in order to combat antisemitism, the only people allowed to vote in american elections should be israeli government ministers
- IM GOING TO LOSE THE HOUSE, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
- googling "stock market" with a solemn look on my face
- KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
- saw an evil elf today
- Reposted by slurpberg
- can someone edit zelensky/an azovguy into this, will get a lot of use out of it
- dunking the donuts
- at least once a week, my fiance berates me for not being chinese until i cry and apologize -- is there anything that can be done to fix this?
- im so grateful to have a normal ordinary penis
- i love being a leftist eugenist committing genocide on the disabled by going to restaurants and bars with my friends 😈
- there's no law against threatening to tickle people on the train
- is the new kaiserreich russia fun
- i would lay down my life for the people's republic of china
- Caught them.
- NOOOOOO MY WHITE SLAVES HAVE ESCAPED
- someone should give me $100,000 that would help a lot
