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Our children will never know refreshment.
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- Some of you need to tone it down a little. Speaking as your straight elder.
- None of you respect your straight elders.
- You lose 50% of the matches you make.
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- Your girl got tilted as fuck.
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- Reposted by xXx_SIMPCRUSHER42069_xXxanni albers, ‘intersecting,’ 1962
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- Guys should I play Rainmaker A-???
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- Dating is so hard when you're a perfect specimen of womanhood and god's gift to men. Take it from me.
- A number of people—let's not fret over specifics here—have been known, at times, to refer to me as, "the space cowboy." You don't have to take them at their word, but I'd like you to.
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- Today is a good day.
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- Irony? No thanks, I don't work out.
- I need to make an egg cream.
- Guy who puts leeches on himself to drain his excess irony.
- The four humors: Cheese, Dark, Highbrow, and Irony.
- Irony is the gateway to sincerity.
- Whose your guys' favorite celebrity doctor? Mine is Hippocrates.
- Cartoons and videogames really over-prepared me for the amount of amnesia I would encounter in my adult life.
- Castor? I barely even ricin!
- Popping and then stopping fairly immediately, in defiance of the Pringles man.
- Guys. Osamu Tezuka's son made this. You're not getting it.
- Are you guys asleep? I thought of a really good post while I was dealing with a new skin infection.
