Bryn
she/her // 29 // girlfriend and #1 simp to the one and only @nerdjpg.com
- He’s running
- Opening up x the everything app like:
- Honestly it’s hard to say whether the memecoin rugpull kleptocrats or uwu-big-tent-means-tested-right-size-genocide party has more outright contempt for their own base at this point
- And of course, the threat of having their power (and hence their utility to capital as its vassals) taken piecemeal by parties actually organized in the interest of working people is probably the only thing that could bring back a generation of half-competent FDR-style Machiavellian liberals
- Comrade Hogg, have you considered welcoming the Good News of Marxism-Leninism into your heart?
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- Me after reminding myself that in suffering and humiliation I am in communion with all other sentient beings
- My body is a machine that turns regret into newer, deeper regret
- *scrolling through images on phone looking for a meme that will telegraph my anguish without requiring actual emotional vulnerability*
- Relationship with a problematic autism spectrum gap
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- Dow set to soar to new highs on the wings of the vibe thermals
- That is to say, most trans people (not all) are by necessity fairly fluent in the parlance of normies because we work normal jobs with coworkers who are normal working people, to support statistically-lower-income livelihoods. Our enemies, not constrained in this way, are typically freakazoids
- The contradiction of culture warriors is that they appeal to “common sense” and the “average voter” in order to not sound like weird niche resentments, but in order to ascend to the upper echelons of troonmadness, one must be materially comfortable enough to be unbeholden to such pedestrian things
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- Pitching an ad concept to Elon that’s just the “dad I got arrested…dad I’m in debt…dad we bought a house” tik tok sound but instead of “dad” each time it says “Grok”: @ Grok I’m getting married @ Grok I lost my job @ Grok what are you doing this weekend @ Grok my wife’s gonna leave me
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- Reposted by Brynback in my day, when 28 children laughed at you, you called upon god to maul them with a bear
- I mean yeah, don’t get me wrong, I like hanging out with people and having a nice time but it’s really exhausting having to spend the next 4 days playing back every moment in my head asking “Was I annoying there? Was I obnoxious here?” And it’s really cutting into my free time having to do this
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- Another Navy jet falls into sea, marking fourth major mishap in months wapo.st/4dlyTda
- ✅
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‘teachers aren’t working class’ bro they literally work in a class - When future historians are able to gaze back across the wreckage to evaluate the first half of the 21st century, I think that Fyre Fest will be seen as one of the idiomatic stories serving as a condensed microcosm of a time of grifts upon grifts followed by cascading nested catastrophes
- Did [ridiculous thing that I just made up that never happened] happen? There’s more backstory to know
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- I mean,
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- Reposted by BrynHey comrades, I sustained an injury while working at my job so I've been taken off the schedule until I get a doctors clearance stating I can work but that means I have no income coming in and I have to pay rent/bills & feed my cats! Anything helps! www.paypal.me/shannontiare
- Guy who replies “@ grok explain this” to a joke making fun of people who ask grok to explain jokes to them, accidentally initiating a recursive loop that opens a portal to hell
