Brainmist
FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
This may become a Schoolhouse Rock appreciation account. It's definitely a federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.
But also a lil spookiness, Muppet photoshop, and shitskeeting.
(shooting the shit)
- Reposted by Brainmiston this date eight years ago, Tom Holland wowed Zendaya on Lip Sync Battle with his cultural critique of impervious surface stormwater runoff.
- I feel like Trump might learn an important lesson from his douchebro Musk: if the "shopkeeper" is an unrelentingly malignant shithead, it really doesn't matter what you offer, a whole lot of potential customers will choose to avoid your poisoned brand and take their money elsewhere.
- Trump: "I could announce 50 to 100 deals right now because I'm the shopkeeper and I keep the store. I know what countries are looking for and I know what we're looking for and I can just set those terms and they can go shopping or they don't have to go shopping, because everybody wants to shop here"
- Reposted by BrainmistI don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
- Rules are rules!
- Everything Trump does to bolster his pathetically insecure ego makes the US look weak.
- Me: Where the hell did I park my car? Trump's defense secretary: HOLD MY BEERS Trump's justice: I'll hold 'em! *swig* IS THIS STRAIGHT VODKA?? Trump's DNI: Awww, where's MY gift basket from Putin??
